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My computer is like my wife .

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  • Started 8 months ago by igloo
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  1. igloo

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    1. NO ONE BUT THEIR CREATOR UNDERSTANDS HER INTERNAL LOGIC.

    2. THE NATIVE LANGUAGE SHE USES TO COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER
    FEMALES, IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO EVERYONE ELSE.

    3. EVEN THE SMALLEST MISTAKES ARE STORED IN LONG-TERM MEMORY
    FOR POSSIBLE LATER RETRIEVAL.

    4. AS SOON AS YOU MAKE A COMMITMENT TO ONE, YOU FIND YOURSELF
    SPENDING HALF YOUR PAYCHECK ON ACCESSORIES FOR IT.

    “There was an awful suspicion in my mind that I'd finally gone over the hump, and the worst thing about it was that I didn't feel tragic at all, but only weary, and sort of comfortably detached.”
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    I thought you were going to say it also likes being stroked by your fingers, but can freeze up at a moments notice.

    Marry the right person, this one decision will determine 90% of your happiness.

    Does a culture based on seperation and competition, of scientific sophistication and mideval religion, offer happiness even as it ravishes the Earth that sustains it?
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    or as soon as you commit to one something better comes along...

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    Can't live with it, can't kill it.

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    well said Igloo.

    Posted 8 months ago #
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    I ain't even going there....
    The War Department's an Internet Banking Software Analyst.
    Be afraid.... Be very afraid...

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    Hobie is on the right track....

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    there a great deal of logic behind your words

    A man without a pipe is a man unprepared
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    good one--makes an old man grin (an evil grin)

    cobs, old briars, and burley
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    I would like to offer an effective illustration.

    "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe
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    Awe women aren't that difficult. After listening to constant BoyzIIMen as a teenager and suffering through hours of romantic comedies I'm now converstaional in women language and reasoning (or lack thereof which ever you prefer) lol.

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    I would like to offer an effective illustration

    I am not sure woman have an on / off switch...it's more like a pissed off / even more pissed off switch.

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    Oh women definitely have an on switch. It's just not labeled clearly.

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    I'd just be happier if they were like laptops, you can unplug them and after a couple hours the battery dies.

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    What about being like laptops in that you can take them anywhere and they always get turned on. lol.

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    I can lie to my laptop.

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    lol The police don't need "Lie Detector Machines" they just need to have more married female officers doing the interrogations

    Posted 8 months ago #

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