My computer is like my wife .

[igloo]

1. NO ONE BUT THEIR CREATOR UNDERSTANDS HER INTERNAL LOGIC.
2. THE NATIVE LANGUAGE SHE USES TO COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER

FEMALES, IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO EVERYONE ELSE.
3. EVEN THE SMALLEST MISTAKES ARE STORED IN LONG-TERM MEMORY

FOR POSSIBLE LATER RETRIEVAL.
4. AS SOON AS YOU MAKE A COMMITMENT TO ONE, YOU FIND YOURSELF

SPENDING HALF YOUR PAYCHECK ON ACCESSORIES FOR IT.

 

[hobie1dog]

I thought you were going to say it also likes being stroked by your fingers, but can freeze up at a moments notice.

 

[nikko]

or as soon as you commit to one something better comes along...

 

[nikko]

sorry, previous message posted twice and i don't know how to delete this one..

 

[admin]

Can't live with it, can't kill it.

 

[hebel]

well said Igloo.

 

[pstlpkr]

I ain't even going there....

The War Department's an Internet Banking Software Analyst.

Be afraid.... Be very afraid...

 

[oldmaus]

Hobie is on the right track....

 

[logandow]

there a great deal of logic behind your words

 

[whitebriar]

good one--makes an old man grin (an evil grin)

 

[mlaug]

I would like to offer an effective illustration.

 

[lordofthepiperings]

Awe women aren't that difficult. After listening to constant BoyzIIMen as a teenager and suffering through hours of romantic comedies I'm now converstaional in women language and reasoning (or lack thereof which ever you prefer) lol.

 

[lordofthepiperings]

Oh women definitely have an on switch. It's just not labeled clearly.

 

[lordofthepiperings]

What about being like laptops in that you can take them anywhere and they always get turned on. lol.

 

[papipeguy]

I can lie to my laptop.

 

[lordofthepiperings]

lol The police don't need "Lie Detector Machines" they just need to have more married female officers doing the interrogations :lol: