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  1. cosmicfolklore

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    We have all of this Lord of the Ring pipe stuff. I know, I know, I realize that the guy who wrote those stories was a pipe smoker of sorts. But, so was CS Lewis, but I rarely ever see Narnia related blends. But, how fun would it be to see more Star Wars Merchandising. The world needs more Star Wars merchandise, right? good this would be? No?

    What about a think and chewy latakia Chewbacca blend (to put hair on your forehead) or a Vader VaPer?.. What do you think? Got a Star Wars blend idea?

    Michael
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    Leia's Luscious Buns
    a sweet and tart aromatics with a hint of cinnamon and honey

    May the Frog be with you
    McC's latest entry to the series, now with a delightful twist of toadstool

    Bantha Poodoo
    an english mixture heavy with Latakia, featuring Syria's choicest Camel Coals (I know, I know)

    Han's Solo flake
    A single varietal VA flake.

    Tons of fun ones left to do.

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    Darth Vader's Dreadnought

    Rebels been rebels since I don't know when
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    My favorite children's book has always been The Wind in the Willows--another great pipe smoking book.

    "An thou hast them, smoketh them!" -An Old Philosopher
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    Any Sith oriented blend would have to have latakia in it for those of us that love the dark side!

    Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.
    -Edward Teach
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    "You don't want to sell me Death Sticks. You want to sell me Penzance at below-market rates." *handwave

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    Light Vapers?

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    Light Vapers?
    I see what you did there.

    Reb, that is an awesome drawing, is that yours or did you find that on the interwebs?

    I carry a gun... because a cop is too heavy!
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    [/quote]Reb, that is an awesome drawing, is that yours or did you find that on the interwebs?[quote]

    Google Images. I think it was from a listing on either Itsay or Pinterest.

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    Bantha Poodoo No. 79.

    Dunhill will return.
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    Jabba the Hutt's " Harem".

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    Corellian Cream in a Millenium Falcon pipe.

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    Nabooian Sobranie

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    G.L. Pease's "It's a trap!", a delicious blend for those long flights in hyperspace, with the requisite dose of Latakia. Why is it a trap, you ask? Because that's not Cypriot leaf. It's Syrian, and this blend will soon be gone the way of Alderaan.

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    British Empire Strikes Back- Mind numbingly strong English blend.

    The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. -Groucho Marx
    Mouse-catcher on The Black Frigate
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    "Old Dark Side" Favored by Sith Lords Old Dark Side is a refined mixture of Virginia's from three planets, rare Terran Latakia, Dark Fired Kentucky and a touch of Orientals. Hot Pressed on the planet Mustafar into deep dark flakes, its perfect after a long day of conquering planets or hunting down Jedi.

    "The value of tobacco is best understood when it is the last you possess, and there is no chance of getting more."
    Bismark
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  17. cosmicfolklore

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    You guys have some great ideas.

    How about Jar Jar Bar, fruity, urinal cakey, big burley, me likey, me likey.

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    Ewok Blend - 1Q with a topping of Orange Shasta.

    "My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey." -- William Faulkner

    The Metal Mixtures
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    Uncle Owen/Aunt Beru- Blend of Kentucky/Tennessee fire cured baccys

    OK, I'll stop now.

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    OK, I'll stop now.

    No way, keep going!! I dig it.

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    Keep 'em rolling if you can. This topic needs satire...

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    Master Yoda Yenidje Do......there is no try. Curl your ears it will!

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    Chewbacca Carpet Bomb....a lat bomb in a shag cut. It will make you go "Arrrwwwaaaawwwwaaaa!"

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    Tauntaun- Cool menthol casing filled with Han rubbed burley

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    "Dagobah Morning" A favorite of the swamp dwellers, Dagobah Morning is a hearty blend made with choice Virginia's and a hearty dose of Perique. Its the perfect way to get the Force flowing through you as you learn the way of the Jedi.

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    Obi-won These are not the Penzance tins your looking for. Move along.

    or

    Han Solo: Hey Jaba even I get boarded once and a while and have to dump the Penzance.

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    Sarlacc blend, smooth and tasty, but digests you over a thousands years.

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    I would enjoy many of the following, presented with their taglines.

    Darth VaPer - I find your lack of taste disturbing!

    Porkins - A pleasing aromatic, combining red Virginias with a touch of bacon.

    Antilles - A manly blend of tobaccos presented in a unique wedge shaped plug.

    Bespin - An exotic tobacco, producing puffy pink clouds of smoke!

    Calrissian - The ladies love Calrissian blend, enjoy it's roguish charms.

    They could even have smoking related paraphernalia like the:

    Biggs Dark-Lighter: Go Up in Flames!!!

    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
    -C. S. Lewis, English essayist & juvenile novelist (1898 - 1963)
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    We are a proud community... built mostly of geeks, dorks, and dweebs, but proud nonetheless

    Cosmic, may the force be with you.

    Nate @ Moody AL
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    Old Death Star get it now before it blows up and is gone forever; the newer version is powerful but doesn't seem as finished.

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    We are a proud community... built mostly of dorks and dweebs, but proud nonetheless

    Hey, don't you EVER call me...proud!!!

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    Old Death Star get it now before it blows up and is gone forever; the newer version is powerful but doesn't seem as finished.

    This is awesome!!!

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    They are eve worse, they hoard Penzance LOL!!

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    R2 D1792 - a Beeping Lakeland with a metallic after taste

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    Golden C3P0; an aromatic that tries to please everyone but tends to make smokers go oh dear oh dear and leaves them with a bad feeling about this.

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    Dark Side Plug - Smoke it you must!

    Cigarettes are the Chicken McNuggets of tobacco!
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    "Smoking Kills" Asteroid Plug--"Never tell me the odds!"

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    Arrrrr, shiver me timbers! International Talk Like a Pirate Day is September the 19th!!!
    Brothers Of The Black Frigate
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    Jawatakia

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    Bantha Poodoo No. 76 (sorry, I had to sneak my own personal favorite in there...)

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    Jar jar binks personal reserve. A light fruity aromatic with a touch of something special.

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    Tatooine Pipe Club Blue Milk Pudding

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    Tolkien was more than a sort of pipe smoker. His books have pipe smokers in them.

    I am glad we have a good admin and responsible moderators.

    Heave to you dark colored ship under sail! Prepare to be boarded!
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    Fantastic posts!!
    Pappy, I was just being facetious about Tolkien. I am a huge fan, but I knew my words would rub. I just hoped they would rub some in a way that would evoke some good Star Wars posts.

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    Jar Jar Binks Balkan Blend

    Jar Jar soooo funny.

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    Jar Jar Binks Balkan Blend

    Jar Jar soooo funny.

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    Boba Fett's Bounty
    Mandalorian latakia and Kashyyyk Virginias pressed into a carbonite plug.

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    carbonite plug

    I think @chasingembers wins the thread.

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    I love this thread!

    Are those Tobacco Brownies?
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    Samuel Gawith Hothy Flake.

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    Hearth and Home Kashyyyk Burley Kake.

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    X-Wing Rogue Squadron Leader

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    Imperial Navy Flake?

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    John Patton Stormtrooper Front

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    Cloud City - VA-Burley blend with a hint of vanilla.
    Clone Crumble Cake - Simple VaPer that resembles everything else
    Trade Federation - not important you'll never get any.

    My favorite, Rancor Ready Rubbed It's a Virginia/black Cavendish with a little Irish Whiskey

    Who is John Galt?
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    Tarkin's Death Plug- Dark Fired, Red Virginia, 45% Perique with a touch of rum.

    Grand Admiiral Thrawn's Twist- Virginia and Dark Fired, with berry/brandy tonquin bean

    Skywalker's Kake- Cubed Burley, perique, red Virginia, splash of Latakia, and Izmir.

    First Order Flake- Pure Virginia Hot Pressed, with a touch of anise.

    Rebel's Mixture-A ration of Bright virginia's, Izmir, and perique25%.

    Yoda- Deertongue and cubed burley, with a splash of broken flake.

    Tuskin Slicers- Red Virginia, Syrian Latakia, darma, Izmir, yenidje, with a splash of dark fired kentucky

    Lando's Revenge- 35% perique and variety of Virginias, hot pressed into a plug and sliced thick.

    Jabba's Grand Oriental Mixture- Red Virginia, lemon Virginia, with a variety of oriental leaves, and a splash of brandy.

    It's not my position nor want to help another man. It's his responsibility to help himself, as where he can learn to dig down deep enough to save himself. -I. Kidd
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    I'll strike back later with more ideas. Wouldn't it be funny if this was taken seriously and pipe tobacco companies used these ideas for blends with the names we suggest. Tarkin's Death Plug and First Order Flake would be on the top of my order now list.

    Trade Federation is penzance. That's Hilarious. It doesn't matter your not going to get any.

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    Darth VaPer would be amazing. This must be done.

    How about a special run of McClellands Dark Star as "Death Star"?

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    Jar Jar Binks- an empty jar.

    Vader's Mask- DGT'd tobaccos that master blenders found disturbing and unwanted.

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    rade Federation is penzance. That's Hilarious. It doesn't matter your not going to get any. [:rofl:]

    I knew someone would like that. I've not tried any of the Esoterica blends, don't feel like fighting for it.

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    Alderaanian Krumble Kake - As if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
    Han Shot First - This Virginia Perique ready rub packs a punch.
    Greedo Shot First - Goopy PG laden cherry vanilla aromatic. Guaranteed to smoke hot, goop up your pipe, and make you long for simpler times.
    Wicket's Charge - Burleys and black cavendish with a hazelnut cream aromatic. Nutty, sweet, mellow, but with a nicotine level that will crush you like an ATST stuck between two logs.

    -- Pat

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    Order 66

    Rich burley tobaccos, blended to the original, time-honored formula of the Sutliff's of California, maintains the tradition of this perennial favorite. A topping of natural vanilla flavoring gives this basic pipe tobacco blend a soft, sweet aroma to enhance its already mild, biteless, round taste.

    Sounds like it's on your side until you realize you are smoking rebranded Mixture 79!

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    George Lucas Flake -- spicy, fragrant and tasty for the first episode of the bowl, then becomes Mixture 79.

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    Greedo Shot First - Goopy PG laden cherry vanilla aromatic. Guaranteed to smoke hot, goop up your pipe, and make you long for simpler times.
    Wicket's Charge - Burleys and black cavendish with a hazelnut cream aromatic. Nutty, sweet, mellow, but with a nicotine level that will crush you like an ATST stuck between two logs.

    These are both great!

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    These are all still going great... Mos Eisley Cantina Cube Cut - scented burley that is reminiscent of stale cigarettes, day old booze and the unmistakable aroma of Fruit Loops. This is not a traditional aromatic, but an all natural blend of floor sweeping throughout the galaxy.

    The Jedi's Deception, These are not the tobaccos that you were looking for. Again Greg Pease has outdone himself by creating a blend that doesn't fit into any category. It sort of smells like an aromatic, sort of tastes like tobacco, and towards the bottom you will ask yourself if you had been smoking latakia. You will be so deceived that by the end of the bowl you will pack another bowl of something else.

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    Gift Shop -- tastes like cotton candy, vanilla and tourist perfume. We're not sure if there's even tobacco in it, but it has its whole line of aprons, action figures, baseball hats, LED pens, etc. on sale close by...

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    Jango Fett Plug.....be careful the nicotine hit in this one could make you see double and lose your head.

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    Jango Fett Plug.....be careful the nicotine hit in this one could make you see double and lose your head.

    This one comes with a free Mace Windu guillotine cutter. Purple cutting blade only, of course.

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    Haha, I love it.
    Aren't C3PO and R2D2 already bulk blends put out by Lane? ha.

    I don't really care if the cup is half full or half empty, I just want something to sip on.
    Posted 3 years ago #

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