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  1. tbradsim1

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    I Live on 41 acers , no close neighbors, smoke on my old wraparound porch in morning in my underwear, yesterday my wife who sews very well, I asked her to sew some pockets on my briefs, to hold lighter, tamper,my hands get full with all that and a cup of coffee, she looked at me like I was crazy, am I crazy? The old cajun

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    Yes, but in a good way.

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    that's not crazy, it's brilliant ..could be a little bit crazy too tho

    The most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen...not necessarily in that order
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    She says crazy...... I say dedicated!

    "May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest." - Charles Lamb

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    Cargo underwear...brilliant!

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    So let me get this straight... your solution to the problem is to ask your wife to sew pockets onto your skivvies?

    Just put some pants on for cryin' out loud.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    I think you may have found your million dollar idea here

    Posted 10 months ago #
  8. cortezattic

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    It could start a new trend -- kind of a Cajun Hugh Hefner.
    Hmmm ...lemme see how that sounds ...The Official PipesMagazine.com Smokers' Briefs

    I like it!

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  9. guitarguy86

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    While I only live on six acres, I have no close neighbors, and none in sight. I'd buy a pair of these for sure.

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  10. dervis

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    It is a brilliant idea, pants are very overrated.

    "You have to be a man first before you're a gentleman. "

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    Posted 10 months ago #
  11. crpntr1

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    put some pants on for cryin' out loud

    kinda defeats the point of sitting around in your undies don't it.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Cortez: I want some now that we're empty nesters

    "The fact is, squire, the moment a man takes to a pipe, he becomes a philosopher. It's the poor man's friend; it calms the mind, soothes the temper, and makes a man patient under difficulties. It has made more good men, good husbands, kind masters, indulgent fathers, than any other blessed thing on this universal earth."
    -"Sam Slick, the clockmaker" aka T.C.Haliburton
    Posted 10 months ago #
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    I wish I could smoke outside in my boxers....when I sit outside smoking my pipe I see at least ten people walk by.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Old Cajun, you always gotta remember us chosen few are the sane ones, it is the rest that are crazy!!!!

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    I agree, that is brilliant but if I may make a suggestion? You might also want to consider adding a loop to hang your pipe from.

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    I think that a gentlemen of your age should do what ever you feel like doing. I think your wife should acquiesce to your wishes without comment. I think she needs a refresher course in the matter of who is boss. Yes I think you are nuts, but I can totally identify.

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    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Sounds like a justifiable request to me. It is not like you asked her to sew you an apron with extra pockets.

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    Posted 10 months ago #
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    That's not crazy, that's finding a practical solution to your everyday morning needs.

    Know your limits but always push the envelope.

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    I like the old cajun, you're alright.

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    Can we get these in camo too? Maybe with belt loops so I can still holster my 1911 at the same time

    Mike
    Posted 10 months ago #
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    [quote]So let me get this straight... your solution to the problem is to ask your wife to sew pockets onto your skivvies?

    Just put some pants on for cryin' out loud.[quote]

    Afraid I have to go with bigvan here. Besides, all my shorts already have a pocket right in the front. I'm just not sure I'd want to try putting a lighter in it.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Could be worse; you might be wearing a codpiece.

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    "Dont argue with me I have a philosophy degree"

    I am with you Old Cajun.

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    A new fashion design for men who can't be bothered to put on a pair of shorts

    "The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
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    LOL Cajun your the man...good idea...I smoke in my boxes on the back deck all the time too...not crazy...

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    I live in a retirement community.I wonder what the little old ladies would think when they ride by and see me in those.

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    You are not crazy sir, you're my hero.

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    Two words: Leopard Print.

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    You sounds like you might have a cupholder on your lawn mower.

    And a safe with a code noone knows but you for your tobacco cellar.

    And a self-destruct button on the underside of a statue.

    "I was born to lose. So I'll die to win." -Breaking Benjamin
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  30. shaintiques

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    I think it is a very reasonable request

    I know what I need, smoke, I can't recall the last time I tasted it....Gandalf in the mines of Moria.

    "we shall have to share pipes, as good friends must at a pinch'....'I keep a treasure or two near my skin, as precious as rings to me. Here's one: my old wooden pipe. And here's another an unused one...He held up a small pipe with a wide flattened bowl, and handed it to Gimli. 'Does that settle the score between us', said Merry. 'Most noble hobbit, it leaves me deep in your debt."
    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Some of the best ideas come from us crazy folk, old cajun. I think it's flippin' brilliant!

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    You know, I was just telling my wife the other day that I wished my boxers had pockets in them for the exact same thing. We should start our own line of pipe smokers boxers!

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    You know they are making kilts now with tool pockets built into them. Maybe you should get one of those, it would be even more freeing and has lots of pockets for pipes, lighters, etc.

    http://www.utilikilts.com/

    Posted 10 months ago #
  35. photoman13

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    Old Cajan It sounds to me like your living the sweet life. I'm glad your here with us on this forum.

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  36. storient

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    I have seen some particular evidences with my own eyes that prove Old Cajun is real "good" guy.
    He has a good soul.

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  37. shaintiques

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    He is a tremendous addition to our company!

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  38. storient

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    Cajun just remembered where I saw those .. you can use them ..

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    Sounds like a good idea to me. Just don't try cooking bacon naked; trust me on this.

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  40. storient

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    All you need is to sew it on your pants or t-shirt.

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  41. shaintiques

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    I still like the kilt idea better I think I might get one.

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  42. storient

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    Kilts were cool..

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  43. shaintiques

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    A lot of pipe potential here.

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    The line between brilliance and insanity is a fine one.

    Just don't put your pants on with the pipe stuff still in your utility briefs.

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  45. storient

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    If Cajun gets one of those Kilts I would like to see the picture ..
    Actually those kilts are wonderful .. The advantage of women passes to men..
    Skirts should be the most comfortable wears in the world.A lot of air passage and comfortable for legs and the male instrument between.

    Respect to Scots

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  46. shaintiques

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    And don't put a lit pipe in your pocket or a hot lighter for that matter

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    You could always get a robe with some pockets, but the cargo briefs arent a bad idea!

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  48. storient

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    and I think the girls like this..

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    It could start a new trend -- kind of a Cajun Hugh Hefner.

    That's funny cortez!

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  50. mluyckx

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    @Baron... leopard boxers... like there you mean

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  51. mluyckx

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    And thus this thread as well has gone completely awry

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    SPC cap

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    You sir are a genius!

    A man without a pipe is a man unprepared
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    old quaker saying...... All are crazy but me and thee, and sometimes I wonder about thee. Well Cajun, did she alter yer drawers for you???

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Just don't put your pants on with the pipe stuff still in your utility briefs[quote]Why not,might get him a date

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    Genius!

    BLACKBLOODs for life...just please keep making Black House!
    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Can we get these in camo too? Maybe with belt loops so I can still holster my 1911 at the same time

    I'd like a pair that will hold my HK USP Compact 45 and a pocket for my dog's treats. Money is no issue as this is an excellent idea.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Pure genius. baron, I was going to say that was crazy but Mick changed my mind. Regarding kilts, just keep in mind that because of the cold and the Kilts, the Scots have only two terror alert levels: Pissed Off, and Let's Get The Bastards. This is why they've been on the front lines of the British Army for the last 300 years.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    You are my idol and a lucky man Old Cajun!

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    The real solution to this situation is a nice fluorescent fanny pack. Fanny packs are always the solution.

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    Old Cajun, I like your ideas. How about wearing a sporran like the Scots wear with their Kilts. That is the little bag that hangs in front of the crotch. Looks kinda like a tobacco pouch.

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    Or you could get a small canvas tote bag - or have her make one. Put your pipe, baccy, lighter, tamper, etc in it when you are ready for your morning smoke. Tote bag in one hand, coffee cup in the other. Lot less work for your wife, and more practical, IMO.

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    Brainiac has the same problem.

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    I miss living in the country!

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    Pants are overrated.

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    Get a patent fast... Every pipe-smoker needs a pair!!!

    I have a weak spot for Billard-, Canadian-, Liverpol- and Poker-style pipes from Comoy and Dunhill...
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    I love this thread..... msandoval858 read my mind. Just don't put the pointy parts too close to the pointy parts.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Yes.

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    This was a funny thread, thanks for pulling it up cherrypipe and welcome to the forum.

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