I am going to be there and will be the guy with a chip on his shoulder, smoking an aromatic to spite the latakia lovers. Just look for the guy puffing out luxurious clouds of cherry infused caramel smelling smoke and pulling a Radio Flyer wagon filled with Molto Dolce and Cherrybomb.
I'll be leaving my wife at home just in case the Molto Dolce lady is there. Who needs Ashley Madison when you've got caramel and vanilla having pillow fights on your tongue and Ms. Molto Dolce taking your pipe up to her room.