What's The Manliest Pipe Shape?

[lifesizehobbit]

Anything with claw marks and skulls. :rofl:

 

[cigrmaster]

Bulldogs are half a bowl in height, short and stubby, and painfully ugly, which is why I have non in my collection. :nana:
Manly pipes look like this.

 

[fordm60]

My favorite shape is a Peterson 68! But for true manly man pipe, it has to be a bent stem, with the bowl made from the skull of your enemy! Silver inlay for eye sockets and around the rim only a fool would smoke it without the silver inlay!! "What is best in life?" "To destroy your enemies see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women, and a skull pipe!" OR you could go with a Predator skull as a pipe, but to be manly you have to kill whatever predator with your bare hands after running in down on foot, or it is a pansy pipe.

 

[lifesizehobbit]

Fordm60 - you just described Commander McBragg's pipe of choice. :D

 

[fishnbanjo]

I'm going against the grain here and select a corn cob, doesn't matter what shape.

banjo

 

[jpmcwjr]

Cigar=phallic symbol, unless it's just a smoke.... Pipes, not so much. My GF agrees, but still doesn't care to suck on my pipe even when loaded with Penzance or Mixture 79.

 

[iamn8]

This entire thread makes me uncomfortable.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

+1 Nate, If you read certain posts without the pictures or the context of "smoking" pipes, then it reads a lot like a gay porn thread. Every thread that has the word "Manly" in it always ends up being a big leather clad sausage party, ha ha.

 

[iamn8]

Yeah cosmic, I almost added "if you don't see why, try reading the posts out loud"... Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[fordm60]

I loved Commander McBragg's stories back in the day lol!! I do believe your correct lifesizehobbit it would fit him well!!

 

[drwatson]

Long and thick, with a nice curve

I'm scared!!! 8O
But in the spirit of the thread, I will second corncob.

 

[lifesizehobbit]

I loved Commander McBragg's stories back in the day lol!! I do believe your correct lifesizehobbit it would fit him well!!

Indubitably my good man. Indubitably.

 

[disinformatique]

A man makes the pipes manly, not the other way around.
Chris :puffpipe:

 

[fishingandpipes]

http://www.boswellpipes.com/magnumxx21116.html
Obviously.
In other news, that sucker is marked as SOLD. Yeee-ikes.

 

[edgreen]

+1 Nate, If you read certain posts without the pictures or the context of "smoking" pipes, then it reads a lot like a gay porn thread. Every thread that has the word "Manly" in it always ends up being a big leather clad sausage party, ha ha.

It is called a poker and not a pokim.

I think I'll stop now before I get this thread closed.

 

[andrew]

Bulldog only sounds manly. The manliest pipe shape is the standard billiard. All the manly pipe smokers smoked billiard shapes, it's the classic man pipe.

I have to agree. If I were going to smoke a pipe in a business meeting, it would definitely be a billiard.

 

[agnosticpipe]

It's the man that makes the pipe, not the pipe that makes the man.

 

[stickframer]

It's the man that makes the pipe, not the pipe that makes the man.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Of course it is. But some pipes are more effeminate than others.
So, what is the least "manly" pipe? One with sequins?

 

[seacaptain]

Poker