The Ugliest Pipe You Own

[necron99]

So, why doe a fella buy an ugly pipe?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

At the time, I was attracted to this unique and creative play on the classic bulldog shape, and I do enjoy the way it smokes. But I have had friends tell me that it looks like a steaming wad of dookie on a stick in my teeth. So, this one of my beater pipes now, reserved for working out in the field or fishing.

 

[voorhees]

This Wally Frank pot (Pipe of the Month). I'm not particularly fond of the pot shape and had to cut and reshape the stem down since it was chipped. BUT, it smokes very nice and has a huge bowl. I like Frog Morton in this pipe.

But its ugly to me.

 

[ravkesef]

I don't have any more ugly pipes – I gave them all to Brad, Peck and Durham on the condition that they categorically deny that they ever received anything from me.

 

[tbradsim1]

I forgot to say thank you Rav. :rofl:

 

[cmdrmcbragg]

I ditched my ugly pipes, I hated my two Dr Grabow Grand Dukes with the carved flames. I have one pipe now that I'm not a huge fan of the way it looks, but it is a military band (a personal favorite feature) and it smokes well. I can overlook its unattractive finish for its $20 price tag.

 

[peckinpahhombre]

So, why doe a fella buy an ugly pipe?

A trucker goes into a whore house and hands the Madam five hundred dollars.
He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and and a Filet Mignon."
The trucker says, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

 

[papipeguy]

I've posted pictures of this Harcourt a few times here. It's hard to believe that it was made by Preban Holm, but it was. This was when Dunhill wanted to go for a different market. Strange beast.

 

[cmdrmcbragg]

The ugly pipes I've had were part of estate lots that had pipes I didn't think we're ugly. That is why they are gone now, packaged with other non-favorites and sold off in lot form. The one I own now that I wouldn't deem attractive (but not ugly either) was a buyers remorse situation : thought it looked ok (price tag, Italian make and military band sold me) but when I got it I was just disappointed in it. It smokes well and it isn't ugly.

 

[cmdrmcbragg]

PA, that pipe is something else. No doubt.

 

[claypipesarchaeologist]

I think papipeguy is in the lead with his Harcourt :laughat:

 

[cosmicfolklore]

...it does have that ABC quality to it. (Already Been Chewed)

 

[harlockfan]

@cosmicfolklore--- Honestly I really am not a fan of bulldogs, but that is really a good looking pipe. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but that one is a looker.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

@harlockfan, ...maybe it's my face that makes it look dookyish, lol.

 

[peckinpahhombre]

I agree that Harcourt fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Clearly in the lead.

 

[tuold]

Ugliest pipe I own would have to be this Harlekin. Not really too bad for a ten minute smoke, but it looks like paraphernalia.

 

[papipeguy]

I'm honored that you folks think so lowly of my Harcourt. I'm blushing.

 

[weezell]

Mine has to be this Carey. One ugly SOB but smokes great...

 

[agnosticpipe]

Mine would have to be this pipe I made out of a no name pipe, that I carved in some cracks, a piece of copper tube and an new, unused old stem I had laying around. Yes it's my frankenpipe, but strangely enough it smokes pretty nice! Go figure, right?

 

[novicemaker]

wow, yea the harcout is a dog lovers best friend if it ever fails to please smoken wise then clean it and play toss with your dog.
the unreal tournament 2 pipe lol is a 2nd place and the franken pipe rounds the corner and takes 3rd. there we have it folks this contest of wills, sweat and bravery has ended.