@Skippy B. Coyote: I am not entirely sure what our friends at Pipes and Cigars have been up to with the War Horse blends since we sold out to them over 5 years ago. On the one occasion I smoked W.H Green I was overwhelmed with the feeling that I had just chugged a bottle of anisette without the espresso chaser. It was meant to be a copy of or tribute to Condor Ready Rubbed. Somehow Russ went off on a journey of discovery and created what I have always described as 'the pipe tobacco for Tommy from Goodfella's' or something to be enjoyed after eating a sh*t load of pasta. It will probably suit you down to the ground and providing you don't eat it might possibly be the universal panacea of tobacco you are seeking!
Whelp, I'm sold! I also seem to recall @cosmicfolklore saying something about teeth chattering and hair falling out after smoking War Horse, which sounds like an experience I should probably have at least once. I'm having a heck of a time kicking my two decade long pack-a-day cigarette habit and still find myself reaching for a cigarette after a pipeful of Haunted Bookshop, so maybe War Horse will be just the ticket.