Smoking pipe tobacco makes you go #2???

[mayfair70]

+1
Frozenchurchwarden is right. It is damn serious and dehydration in summer as well as medications can make it worse.

 

[jerwynn]

I had no idea!!! Who knew? By golly...I learn something new every dadburned day! My Majesty has always said I was full of poopoo... luckily for me, regular regularity is regularly normal for me. Set clocks by it. I can't believe I'm riding this thread and enjoying it!

 

[bigpond]

Well, it's happened. The board has official jumped the shark.

 

[condorlover1]

I always smoke my pipe in the morning while dropping the kids off at the pool and reading my favorite comic the NY Post!

 

[ahmadothman]

Not really.. that's new.. I have to agree about the coffee as it has laxative oils, so it naturally encourages bowel movement. But Nicotine isn't...Maybe there is some correlation but I am not sure it is the pipe smoking.

 

[samcoffeeman]

Yeah, coffee and a smoke is akin to taking a whole bottle of laxatives. That'll get things moving if your ever feelin' stopped up.

 

[mayfair70]

dropping the kids off at the pool

:rofl:

 

[samcoffeeman]

Y favorite anecdote for that I heard on the radio, it took me a minute to realize what he meant. This guy calls in to a sports radio station, asks one question then, says I have to take the Browns to the Super Bowl, and hangs up, lol!

 

[jvnshr]

No worries, it is a well known fact that nicotine stimulates rhythmic contractions of muscles lining the gut. It is a kind of laxative.

Us old timers call it EMP for Early Morning Poop

Hehe, didn't know that.

I doubt if the nicotine and/or smoking has anything to do with the outcome...see what I did there?

:rofl:

 

[iamn8]

I had a pipe this morning which was followed with a pleasant "outcome", but I doubt one had to do with the other.

 

[pipesmokingtom]

This thread is great.

 

[deathmetal]

One of my friends is a doctor who swears that most people simply do not poop on a regular basis. She likes more fiber but emphasizes lots of water. I pointed out that smoking a pipe encourages drinking of lots of water, and that a pipe after Taco Bell and water guarantees a healthy colon. No word on what medical science thinks of that one (yet)...

 

[sladeburns]

Even more reason to like pipes

 

[iamn8]

If you find a doctor who advises smoking tobacco and eating Taco Bell, please share the contact info.

 

[mso489]

Caffeine definitely makes me feel like a regular guy, especially morning coffee. Nicotine not so much, though I've heard it does. Some pipe smokers use their pipe as a room deodorizer as they have their morning constitutional. Not me, but it should work.

 

[pipesmokingtom]

So many wonderful euphemisms on this thread... Morning constitutional, getting the mail moving...

 

[samon]

Aye, a full pipe gets my gut growling too. Same with coffee and mints. Just incase you really wanted to know!
Years ago when I smoked cig's I'd always get a wee bout of the spins in the morning then quickly dash to the porcelain throne for a bit of weight loss.
I thought it was the same for everyone, but then again I do rest on the throne quite a lot. Must be my regal blood.. or as my mum calls it, my 'baggy bum'. lol

 

[deathmetal]

I'll be right back.

 

[foolwiththefez]

Somebody go check on Deathmetal. No trip to brown town should take that long.

 

[jessicac]

You're using the wrong bowl