(Inspired by my own response in the Starcat thread.)
A few of my favorites:
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fish
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two, but it's hard to get them in there.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Q: How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!
Q: How people does it take to screw in a light bulb in the Matrix?
A: There is no light bulb.
What say you all?
A few of my favorites:
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fish
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two, but it's hard to get them in there.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Q: How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!
Q: How people does it take to screw in a light bulb in the Matrix?
A: There is no light bulb.
What say you all?