Great travel and pipe yarn. On a visit to the Lake District in England, my late wife and I ended up in a fancy b&b because we'd misread the rates as per room rather than per person, but we enjoyed rubbing elbows with the bigger spenders. At a parlor gathering after the evening meal, one older woman confided behind her hand to another, by way of a compliment nodding toward us, "They certainly don't act like Americans." I guess we were on good behavior.