Jedi Blend

[perdurabo]

LightSaber- Burley, one light and your pipe is incinerated.

 

[perdurabo]

Star Destroyer- It destroys the ghost as well as the smoker.

 

[perdurabo]

Dantooine- It makes no difference, the Aldaaran mixture will have to do.

 

[perdurabo]

Bobba Fett Mixture- Jedi hair with 60% perique.

 

[blackbeard]

I kissed my sister blend - A coarse cut blend of everything...confusing, sweet, bitter, spicy, and leaves a bad after taste and nearly impossible to remove it's effect on your pipe.
No one has mentioned Amidala so....Padme Amidala Public Service - Green River Black Cavendish and Perique - both coarse cut, looking similar in the blackness...deceitful, sweet, and spicy. I do wonder how those tobaccos go together...just winging it I know nothing of blending yet.
Jedi Mind Tricks - Upon opening I discovered a full selection of Esoterica Blends, I go to open up and try my first bowl of Penzance and they all turn into Mixture 79. "You will smoke this...." "Why are you waving your hand....No thank you"

 

[michaelmirza]

No Place Like Hoth - Toasty aromatic with hints of campfire and tauntaun intestines
Endor English - Hybrid mixture of woodsy latakia, redwood bark, and tufts of Eewok fur
Trash Compactor Truffle - A mystery grab bag of ingredients; one in every ten tins includes a baby Dianoga

 

[perdurabo]

Royal Gaurd Red- Black Cavendish with cherry topping. How generic!
Palpatine's Fall- Nice tin of white ashes. Now you can say you you didn't have any relights.

 

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THE BLENDS AWAKEN!

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[andrew]

Gugan's Gold flake

Jar Jar Binks is the best character ever in a movie, I can't believe some people don't like him.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Jar Jar would most likely only be availible in bulk, right?

 

[perdurabo]

Pink Lady Vader Grasmere Flake, with cotton candy oils.

 

[crusher47]

Bwahahaha - Awesome thread

 

[Chasing Embers]

Pink Lady Vader Grasmere Flake, with cotton candy oils.

I bet I know where this came from! :mrgreen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9NFknjTRE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[disinformatique]

Inquisitor's Special Reserve

Bounty Hunter's Stash

Chancellor's Choice

Emperor's 'Small' Batch

Sweet Younglings

 

[mayfair70]

Bantha Slices

Darth Maul on the Town

 

[prairiedruid]

FDA Empire Blend: Marlboro cigarette tobacco tinned as pipe tobacco and sold for a high price!

 

[Cliff_K]

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing! :rofl:

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Endor Rum Twist

 

[mackeson]

"Sidious Flake" - A blend of rare and fragrant orientals grown in the mountains of Naboo spiced with a Sith's share of perique and cased with the tears of the young Jedi slain at the temple. **Due to the limited availability of young Jedi tears, this special blend is limited to 500 numbered collector's tins

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Obi Wan Kendal? Captain Kirk's Blend with cherry Kool Aid... oh wait...