Have I joined a cult?

[npod]

Hello! I also enjoy the Black Frigate, but I’m not on the ship. I’m more like travel agent for the pirates.
But I do speak pirate. You can too with this handy translator. http://pirate.monkeyness.com/online_pirate_translator
Ahoy! I also enjoy th' Black Frigate, but I’m nah on th' ship. I’m more like travel agent fer th' pirates.

 

[haparnold]

Guess it's about time to try some of this stuff. Them as likes it seems to really like it.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Sure. Some swear by Molto Dolce, too.

 

[addamsruspipe]

So I guess I 'ave joined th' crew o' th' Black Frigate. At th' moment I be only a cabin lad but one day I shall be a real sailor. Drinkin' rum 'n skewerin' politicians wit' me feather cutlass. All while wearin' me purple jump suit 'n drinkin' th' kool aid.

 

[seacaptain]

OK FINE!
I ordered a tin of Black Frigate, and also a tin of Manhattan Afternoon which looked like a promising VA flake.
If I join your fleet, I demand to be a Captain though, you know, since I'm already a seacaptain.

 

[anantaandroscoggin]

For anybody who finds the original question serious (either here or elsewhere in life), go to the Advanced Bonewits Cult Danger Evaluation Form and you can print it out and fill in the answers to the questions for yourself.
Just got in a tin of Derringer, myself.

 

[aldecaker]

The stuff does work miracles. Before I joined the Black Frigate, I used to lie, cheat, steal, drink heavily, and fondle goats in a carnal fashion. Now that I'm a member of the crew, I have cut down on my drinking quite a bit.

 

[mso489]

If this is a cult, everyone is mixing their own Koolaid, maybe the cult of rugged individualism. If we strayed from the subject of pipes and tobacco, and away from the gentle hands of the moderators, I doubt you'd ever find this crew in the same place at the same time, but that's the essence of the charm. More of this needs to happen everywhere. Puff-puff.

 

[peckinpahhombre]

I'll just leave this here - quietly, as The Sinister Six may be watching.
http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/breaking-news-sinister-six-may-now-be-seven

 

[lifesizehobbit]

Welcome aboard; once they found me, stowed away, I had to clean the poop deck with urinal water...

 

[mso489]

I know nothing about it. No comment.

 

[addamsruspipe]

Should we be jealous of the goats? :D

 

[brian64]

If I join your fleet, I demand to be a Captain though, you know, since I'm already a seacaptain.

Well this will be interesting...obviously a duel to the death will be required.

 

[mikethompson]

Has a thread about Black Frigate ever not spun out of control? Would we want it to?

 

[seacaptain]

Well this will be interesting...obviously a duel to the death will be required.

No, "a" captain, not "the" captain. Someone gets promoted to Commodore and we take a new ship into the fleet. :mrgreen:

 

[brian64]

Now that I'm a member of the crew, I have cut down on my drinking quite a bit.

Wow...if joining that booze boat made you cut down you must have really been pickled before.

Someone gets promoted to Commodore and we take a new ship into the fleet.

Oh God help us...not a second one of these Vessels of Iniquity.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Oh God help us...not a second one of these Vessels of Iniquity.

Second? Each of these represents a ship in the fleet! :rofl:

 

[brian64]

^ Well, since we'll have a new Captain of the Black Frigate, you shall become Commodore of the 904. (cue the commode jokes)

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

The Sinister Six may be watching.

:rofl:

 

[Chasing Embers]

(cue the commode jokes)
Funny you should say that, this came in the mail today. If that isn't funny enough, the seller lives in Flushing, New York! :rofl: