Great Quotes By Members

[indianafrank]

I once pissed on a friend who had a jellyfish injury.

:crazy: :rofl:

 

[jpmcwjr]

When you say "pour" do you mean in a glass? Or down your throat? Not sure how to do the former, but I am an acknowledged expert in decanting and serving pretty much any vintage of Romanée-Conti Grand Cru. Does that count?

This from the closed thread noted above, from Peck. Now I prefer his wine cellar to his tobacco stash....
Have no need to egg anyone on for more puns....I must have egg on my face as I can't think of any new ones.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I said that?

 

[jpmcwjr]

Si! Unless someone was spoofing you....

 

[mayfair70]

I find it admirable Cosmic was so willing to help a friend in need... :clap:

 

[didimauw]

At least the egg jokes stopped... What's wrong with you people? I'm insulted and taking a leave. Good bye.

 

[didimauw]

Ok yeah that didn't last long. Pre mod cosmic, was a good guy. Now he's better than us. Wow I must be bored. :D

 

[mayfair70]

Pre mod cosmic, was a good guy. Now he's better than us.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. :roll:

 

[sablebrush52]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. :roll:

Neither would I. I'd just break out the hotdogs and stick a grill on your head.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Hey now, at this point in life if I can piss freely, I will piss on anyone. As long as someone turns on the water faucet and let's me concentrate. ::

 

[mawnansmiff]

Are all the egg puns ova now?
Regards,
Jay.

 

[crashthegrey]

I'm willing to bet there is an aromatic smokers scooter club out there. Sorry Cosmic, but that was pure gold, whether you regret it now or not.

 

[mawnansmiff]

"I'm willing to bet there is an aromatic smokers scooter club out there."
No doubt, but give me a bowl of FVF and a Triumph Bonneville (old style of course) anytime.
Got to sort the men from the boys ::
Regards,
Jay.

 

[framitz]

I do remember that one egg is an oeuvre. She

 

[pappymac]

Are all the egg puns ova now?
Only the hardboiled ones.

 

[condorlover1]

'Tastes like like sucking the fart out of a Swan' Condorlover1 describing smoking the new Condor Blue mixture!

 

[mso489]

I've seen some great quotes on Forums but I don't have them at hand. Some of my "Forums sages" are peck, brad, foggymountain, fish'n'banjo, Cosmic, jiminks. sablebrush...just to name a few. Most of those who post regularly come up with some insights whether they come across as pearls or not. And some of them are gems in the photographs they post. I think the best quotes crop up when people aren't being particularly writerly but just commenting. Some of the younger members come up with some insights that have a special spin -- stuff I forgot to remember. nate's cats are poetry.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

And, let's not forget Dan, every time I see Woodsroad in the forum feed, I always check to see what crazy thing he is saying.

 

[mso489]

Woodsroad is a gifted photographer, though he doesn't post a lot of pics. I think that is part of his livelihood. If I remember correctly, he sent me a terrific photo with some tobacco samples.

 

[mawnansmiff]

"he sent me a terrific photo with some tobacco samples."
MSO489, well he would do wouldn't he, he does sell tobacco after all :wink:
Regards,
Jay.