Forum Topics I'd Like To See

[jmill208]

What are corn cob pipes made of?
My first bog oak pipe; morta come.

 

[johnnyreb]

"My first bog oak pipe; morta come." That's great!
Instead of The B&M I Bought a Saddle Bit At The S&M Store!
Isn't A Dublin Just An Irish Billiard?
Isn't a Coin Just a Token of The Tobacco It Started As?
Skaters Are Not Just a Fad, It's a Way of Life.
Rope Tobacco Will Give You a Real Rope-a-Dope If You're Not Careful!

 

[johnnyreb]

"When I mud my pipe, do I put it on the inside as well?"
That's where the Lemon Joy Pipe Sweetner goes.

 

[misterlowercase]

Methinks this may just be the funniest and most entertaining thread of all time!​

Too many good ones to quote 'em all here, but y'all got my gutbucket roaring with deep laughter!

:lol:​

:clap:​

 

[mrjerke]

End of Daylight Savings Time - How to Smoke 2 Bowls at Once.
YMMV... But For Me She Was 12 Miles Per Gallon.
Tinsomnia, a Tale of 2 AM Tobacco Orders.
Love Shack - How I Was Conceived in a Swingers Outhouse.
Pipe Polygamy and the Affect on Middle America.

 

[johnnyreb]

Looking For Cuban Cigars. Any Good B&M's That Deliver Just Outside Guantanamo?
To Prepare Plug Do I Just Rub One Out?
Does The Oil Ever Need To Be Changed On My Sasieni?
What Did You Smoke When Codger Blends Were Too Young?
Did Pipe Smoking In College Help Raise Your GPA?

 

[jmill208]

To Prepare Plug Do I Just Rub One Out?

:lol:
Does rubbing one out produce a better finish?

 

[woodsroad]

Mohel Plug: Rub it Out To Double Your Smoking Pleasure!

 

[johnnyreb]

"Does rubbing one out produce a better finish?"
You don't need a Nightcap!

 

[warren]

In before poof! In before poof!

 

[peteguy]

Is IT OK To Drink Wine With Hamburger Beermaster?

Pirates of Penzance - How I Acquired The Secret Penzance Recipe

Anyone Else Use Deer Meat Instead Of Deer Tongue?

 

[woodsroad]

"Anyone Else Use Deer Meat Instead Of Deer Tongue?"

peteguy is redeemed.

 

[phil67]

Some of these forum topic titles are longer than the answers would be! :lol:
Whatever... great stuff!

 

[dread]

When will my wife like the smell of Latakia as much as me?
And
I don't care if my wife doesn't like the smell of Latakia, I'm smoking it anyway.
Then
Who else lives in a garage?

 

[lucky695]

if i consciously and subordinately use all lowercase letters will i be allowed to remain?

 

[jmill208]

Why are there 11 rules of the forum, yet God only needed ten commandments?

 

[huntertrw]

"My Girlfriend Wants my Poker - What Should I Do?"

 

[huntertrw]

"What's This I Keep Hearing About Assault and Alcohol Treatment?"

 

[lucky695]

why is it that everone's username is lowercase... except Kevin's

 

[huntertrw]

"Can a Lutheran Smoke Presbyterian Mixture?"