Gentlemen,
This coming Friday, the 12th, marks the end of my current college semester. I am sooo close to having my associate degree and being able to transfer out of the hell-hole of a school I'm at right now. This coming Winter semester I'll have but one class left; a statistic class, and then I'll be free to transfer to a big, beautiful university! I'm so excited! Today is the last day I go in until the new semester starts. I'll finish up an exam, turn a paper in, tell a past professor not to share my poetry with her class as a guide, and submit the necessary papers to get reimbursed for a class, the only class, that I've ever had to drop.
Before my exam today, when nobody is home, I'm going to drag a lawn chair into the garage and load up a bowl of Sutliff Private Stock Charlemagne. I'll pretend to be a king just like the man whose name is on the tin and let everything go for a while. The last couple semesters have been really hard with the adjunct professors I've been getting. Plus I can't wait to get back to studying things that I actually care about. Cheers to you gents that have braved academia before me and those who are braving it with me now. I'll raise my pipe later today in honor of the process.
Your pal,
Mephistopheles
This coming Friday, the 12th, marks the end of my current college semester. I am sooo close to having my associate degree and being able to transfer out of the hell-hole of a school I'm at right now. This coming Winter semester I'll have but one class left; a statistic class, and then I'll be free to transfer to a big, beautiful university! I'm so excited! Today is the last day I go in until the new semester starts. I'll finish up an exam, turn a paper in, tell a past professor not to share my poetry with her class as a guide, and submit the necessary papers to get reimbursed for a class, the only class, that I've ever had to drop.
Before my exam today, when nobody is home, I'm going to drag a lawn chair into the garage and load up a bowl of Sutliff Private Stock Charlemagne. I'll pretend to be a king just like the man whose name is on the tin and let everything go for a while. The last couple semesters have been really hard with the adjunct professors I've been getting. Plus I can't wait to get back to studying things that I actually care about. Cheers to you gents that have braved academia before me and those who are braving it with me now. I'll raise my pipe later today in honor of the process.
Your pal,
Mephistopheles