Chuck Norris Memes, Anyone?

[claypipesarchaeologist]

Post your favorite Chuck Norris memes, jokes, or clips here. I'll start with my favorites:
Chuck Norris has a Kodiak bear rug in his bedroom. But it's not dead...it's just afraid to move.

 

[cobguy]

I think some of the "early years" memes are funny:

 

[antbauers]

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[buzkirk]

In his first Acting role, he got beat up by Matt Helm (Dean Martin) I think the movie was The Silencers .
Tom

 

[claypipesarchaeologist]

Hahaha! Love the young ones.
Chuck Norris v. Bruce Lee, huh? Bring it on!

 

[claypipesarchaeologist]

Here's a good anti-Norris one:

 

[philobeddoe]

Before he goes to sleep, the Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris under his bed at night.

 

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[yaddy306]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[andypandy]

I heard Chuck Norris' tears cures cancer...

They tried to name a street after him, but they couldn't because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

 

[northernneil]

I heard Chuck Norris' tears cures cancer...

Too bad he doesn't cry!

 

[agnosticpipe]

The solution to North Korea! :mrgreen:

 

[claypipesarchaeologist]

They tried to name a street after him, but they couldn't because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

That's a new favorite!

 

[mrenglish]

OK, what does meme mean?

 

[phil67]

 

[huntertrw]

The result of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick!

 

[blueeyedogre]

When Chuck Norris jumps n a lake he doesn't get wet..... The lake gets Chuck Norris'ed.

Oh....... And lone wolf Mcquade would kick Walker, Texas Ranger's ass.

 

[huntertrw]

"This could only be the work of Chuck Norris!"

 

[andrew]