I LIVE for those special pipe moments! Whatever the criteria! And when they happen, it is a bliss indescribable to the uninitiated. After a mild dental lecture about the tobacco stains on the back of my teeth (like who da hell is gonna see 'em?!!), my dentist seemed to then sincerely ask "what I got out of such a questionable habit". I tried to explain, but words fell short... maybe because of the vacuum cleaner and half a hardware store in my mouth. But he could see the wistfulness in my eyes, and I like to believe that I planted a seed of maybe "try it, you'll like it", dental lectures not withstanding.