27 Geekiest science jokes

[number6]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/13/science-jokes-geeky-one-liners-nerds-love-slideshow_n_3417307.html

 

[peckinpahhombre]

Well, I read the first five and didn't laugh at a single one. This relieved me as I guess I am neither as geeky nor as nerdy as I had previously thought.

 

[igloo]

Peck you have to be a liberal to read Huffington Post don't feel bad it is ok .You are a gas guzzling bad driving system fighter and the last hope for mankind . :nana:

 

[number6]

Actually, as a small Govt, John Galt conservative, I read HoffPOS to see what the "other side" is saying so I can discuss and refute their arguments. :P
My favorite joke was : Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first says " I'll have some H2O"

The second says "I'll have some H2O too"

The second one dies.
:roll: ::

 

[rmason]

I thought they were pretty damn funny. Especially the Sine, Cosine and Tangent one.

~Ron

 

[igloo]

Ok I will play .. p+l+a+n pa+pn+la+ln .

 

[winton]

I enjoyed the engineer one.

 

[cuchulain]

Oh god, I think i hurt myself groaning. So many bad puns

 

[racerx]

"Dude, do you have any sodium hypobromite?"
"NaBrO."

 

[igloo]

My plan has been foiled . :wink:

 

[cobguy]

LOL ... I loved them! :rofl:
On the door leading into our microbiology department we have the classic

man holding a chair (stool) and the microbiologist saying "That's not quite what we had in mind".
There is a website called "I F*%$n Love Science" and they have tons of cool things

that are science related:
http://www.iflscience.com/