I used to work in a mall. You’re doing well to be terrified.
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Grape jelly and cream cheese...yum.
Reminds me of an old Jeff Foxworthy joke. "If you go to family reunions to meet girls, you might be a redneck".
I won’t seek my sweetheart’s counsel in answering.
Many eccentricities here, but it all probably started as a child when I would be up early on Saturdays and eat mustard and white bread sandwiches in my closet (it was a large closet and had stuff in there to play with). Mustard continued to play a significant role as a condiment of choice.
Volume settings on car audio system must be an even number. For some odd reason if I’m playing golf by myself and I take the Lord’s name in vain I look skyward and say “sorry” (in a group on a golf course or in any other setting my potty mouth runs rampant with no apparent conscience, no idea where this came from). Stopping now before getting into the truly weird.
Who doesn’t!!!! Yum.
As a kid, rolled and crusty and I’d toss them across my bedroom in the dark and listen for them to hit the wall. For some reason I continue to have excellent hearing! ? Never rolled a hangnail!
Lighting farts. You could put me in solitary providing you fed me beans and gave me a box of matches. For fifty years I have reduced myself to uncontrollable laughter from pyroflatulence and the great thing is that it is free, doesn't require any human interaction and you never run out!
You animal you! I bet the chicks are very impressed.
I have had a few before the advent of the iPhone that if I had recorded would have made me a Youtube super star!
Because who among us hasn’t eaten mustard sandwiches in our play closet?????
Just beans? No cabbage?
Thread update!
THIS IS A NO JUDGMENT ZONE.
SO LET EM RIP.
*RULE: If you judge someone, you have to send them an ounce of your favorite tobacco.
(unless of course y’all start confessing illegal stuff. Then the mods will have to get involved
THIS IS A NO JUDGMENT ZONE.
SO LET EM RIP.
*RULE: If you judge someone, you have to send them an ounce of your favorite tobacco.
(unless of course y’all start confessing illegal stuff. Then the mods will have to get involved
I’ll just go ahead and say it.
Nose picking is ubiquitous. Especially if you drive a car after dark. Am I right?
And from what I can tell sitting at stoplights, there’s a certain age when the time of day no longer matters if you’re in the car. By that age, whatever that age is, you’ve earned the right to pick your nose is broad daylight.
It’s not exactly “rolling” a hangnail like you would a booger. It’s more like refusing to immediately reach for the clippers, and instead just fiddling with it til it falls off. Which can last a whole day. Much ROI than a booger due to longevity.
Mustard sandwiches jelly and cheese, mustard and peanut butter... I'm starting to realize why so many of you guys have been raving about Mixture 79.
Ooooh. That I could get in on.
My Papaw always ate mustard on pancakes, not syrup or anything, and apple cider vinegar on scrambled eggs. Both are very good.
When I become a moderator, I'm going to send you all to purgatory. I'm gonna kick your asses...............
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