So I went to relight my pipe (4th relight). When a piece of burnt tobacco shot into my mouth and into the back of my throat. I instantly started coughing and gagging. Needless to say I saw my lunch. So nasty
Your Most Disgusting Experience While Smoking
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When I firdt started didn't know you needed to clean the pipe so it was filled with tar gunk and I fot spit down the atem and sucked up the spit and tar,pretty nasty.
When I first started smoking pipes regularly about 4 or 5 years ago, I smoked hot and fast. I was huffin and puffin one day and sucked a bunch of the dreaded juice straight down the back of my throat! I had no idea what had just happened, but I knew it wasn't a good thing! I gagged and coughed and spit and made a bunch of horrible sounds. After that, and some swearing, I learned to slow things down quite a bit!
Most disgusting smoking experience was when I went to Las Vegas for the first time. Spent an entire day chain smoking cigarettes and drinking. Woke up with a terrible hangover and tasted vile sour cigarettes in my mouth for about two days after, haven't smoked once since and I never will.
Well boys and girls, I came here to read a few posts before breakfast... After reading this thread I'm not so hungry anymore. 
Too much information!
Pipestud
Too much information!
Pipestud
Well, I reckon I'll take a pass on both. Especially your experience with that ass in Tijuana.
Thanks anyway,
Pipestud
About 15 years ago I was at a picnic and sitting on a picnic table. There were 5 of us sitting around with 2 wives sitting on their fellows laps. Yes, we had been drinking some really nice scotch and I was holding my glass in one hand and smoking with the other. We were telling jokes and just as I was stoking up a big Nording bowl of a home blend, a punch line was given that was so funny that I snorted out the stem and blew up the entire bowl. Sparks and hot embers abound and yes landed in drinks everywhere thus ruining a really nice scotch for many of us. I wish I could remember that joke, too damn funny.
easterntraveler, don't feel to bad, I suck in hot ash once every couple of weeks trying to get that last bit of flavor. It used to happen way more often but I have learned not to be so damn greedy.
I remember hearing about those donkey shows for the first time when my grandmother told me she had seen one. I was around 21 at the time and I was shocked. I knew my grandmother was a world traveler and quite the adventurer, but that one really floored me.
Must agree with Foggy.
I can't seem to remember any disgusting thing happen to me while smoking unless you count the pc folks around me frowning and ruining my experience.
Oh, oh. Just remembered one.
Many years ago smoking was allowed in NYC. My wife took me to a steak house, (I think it was the Palm restaurant in Manhattan) and after an amazing dinner I lit up my cigar.
The folks opposite me called the waiter over and bitterly complained, but quietly. I surmised what was going on and the waiter simply put up his hands and said "I cannot".
I was very unformatable and less than two minutes later we got up and left.
Of course, thinking about it now, people coming in to a steak house don't want to be around others smoking, but please remember, this was another time. Many were smoking. But at the time, I was upset and smoking just isn't enjoyable when others stare at you.
Maybe not disgusting experience per se, but certainly uncomfortable.
Allan
I can't seem to remember any disgusting thing happen to me while smoking unless you count the pc folks around me frowning and ruining my experience.
Oh, oh. Just remembered one.
Many years ago smoking was allowed in NYC. My wife took me to a steak house, (I think it was the Palm restaurant in Manhattan) and after an amazing dinner I lit up my cigar.
The folks opposite me called the waiter over and bitterly complained, but quietly. I surmised what was going on and the waiter simply put up his hands and said "I cannot".
I was very unformatable and less than two minutes later we got up and left.
Of course, thinking about it now, people coming in to a steak house don't want to be around others smoking, but please remember, this was another time. Many were smoking. But at the time, I was upset and smoking just isn't enjoyable when others stare at you.
Maybe not disgusting experience per se, but certainly uncomfortable.
Allan
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