Your Morning Routine

[Grangerous]

When I was working, I would check the obituaries each morning to see if I had to go in.

But that I’m retired, I’m usually up around 5:45am for my first coffee followed by walking the dog.

After that I’ll have a second cup. The “hot” cup. The one I get to taste. The one without my dog bossing me around. The “Granger” cup.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I sleep in a recliner so no bed to make. Coffee timer was set five minutes before my alarm so that's taken care of. The unfinished pipe on the end table gets finished, refilled and lit. The dogs get their pets, fed, watered and walked. A 1000 calorie survival bar is eaten with coffee then shave, haircut if necessary, shower, and off to work.

 

[autumnfog]

Black coffee under splendid silence.
Reading news, checking email.
Solid healthy breakfast.
Shower.

 

[brian64]

A 1000 calorie survival bar is eaten with coffee

Snickers or Milky Way?

 

[Chasing Embers]

Snickers or Milky Way?

S.O.S. Food Ration cinnamon coconut 1000 calorie bars.

 

[VDL_Piper]

Throw the leg over, fondle her breast, whisper in her ear that it feels like my ex's only smaller, try to hold on for 8 seconds.....................after that they day seems to go quite smoothly.

 

[KS Pipes]

My routine has been the same for about 12 years now, which is odd, because I'm not really a routine guy, except for the first 3 hours of every day.

Dogs wake me up.
Edit: I do make my bed every morning first thing. (>I heard this was important, years ago and just keep in doing it)
Let dogs out.
Use the restroom.
Shower and wash up, followed by a 5 minute cold shower.
Get dressed.
Start coffee.
Check emails, phone and start reading and watching videos.
Let dogs in and feed them.
Get coffee.
Smoke a pipe with coffee while continuing to read and watch videos.
Finish coffee, drink a kombucha and start breakfast.
Let dogs out again.
Eat, then brush teeth and head out the door.

What happens after that depends on what I feel like doing for the day. Be it work, personal stuff, whatever.

 

[Sparcdude]

My routine is basically to get out of bed, make coffee, go down to my home office, light up a pipe with whatever I happen to grab off the shelf and pretend to work.

It’s been working well for me for about 17 years

 

[renfield]

Wake up, fall out of bed
Drag a comb across my head
Find my way downstairs and drink a cup...