If asking for advice about the most enduring pipe tobacco flavoring is an attempt to troll, you might want to give up the game cuz your quips have about as much snap as a wet fart in a nursing home.
Joke? Maybe practice in a mirror a couple of times before getting on stage. It needs more... funny. ::
+1 for 1792, except that I think these dark Virginias are making my teeth turn a darker color.