You smoke a pipe!!???

[chispa]

"Yeah, safer than riding a motorcyle"
No response. Then she walked away.

 

[cyndi]

"Nastier things have been in your mouth."
Then she walked away.

 

[matchstickman]

Nastier things have been in your mouth

:rofl: Oh the fun that I could have with those few words and a little beer in my system!

 

[buster]

+1

:rofl:

 

[markw4mms]

+2 :rofl:

 

[seanz]

Nope, too stupid today to come up with a good one. :?

 

[cyndi]

:lol:

 

[cyndi]

Come to think of it, that joke is probably a good mix of Ray Stevens and Lil Wayne.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ILfCzJiWQ
"Get your tongue outta my mouth, there ain't no tellin' where it's been."
and this entire song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yS9gs_DWWU
Edited because I fucked up and posted the clean version!
Edited again: that's not the REAL one either. Crap.

 

[juni]

No, it is my nicotine inhalator.

 

[baronsamedi]

(snare hit)