You know you have PAD when.......

[biloxi123]

Ok ladies and gents, while looking at the most recent pipe babe, I found myself fixating more on just which Savinelli she was smoking than her. It occurred to me that I've got PAD real bad!!!! Just for kicks, please share your "moments of clarity" with the rest of us by completing the statement in this thread's title.

 

[batdemon]

......you never think of a bulldog as having 4 legs and a tail.

 

[brian64]

I don't know. I can't remember what it feels like to NOT have it.

 

[zanthal]

When you have more pipes racked, than blends cellared.

 

[rigmedic1]

66 pipes, 50 tobaccos. Must be PAD.

 

[tobakenist]

When it takes 2 hours to decide which pipe to smoke.

 

[shawn]

when you search for loose change to help with your purchasing allowance.

 

[tokerpipes]

When you consider pawning the wifes engagment ring for than awsome Boswell.
Don't worry your next paycheck will get it out, oh wait new Petersen lighter? Eh, she don't wear it any more. :rofl:

 

[cajunguy]

When...
You find a particularly appealing pipe and "A Time for Us" starts playing in your thoughts.

 

[igloo]

like this . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emuVLVylBiA&feature=related

 

[deyro]

When you're broke and realize you can use the Walmart gift card you got for Christmas to buy food so you can spend what little cash you have to buy a pipe

 

[kmreleaser]

When you are waiting for the moment at evening when you are alone drinking a nice tea smoking a pipe and searching for few more on ebay although theoretically you have more enough to rotate.

 

[jchaplick]

When you decide eating ramen for 2 weeks is worth another pipe

 

[irishsmoker]

When.... Your agruement to get a new pipe is so it will match your favorite shirt.

 

[punkpiper]

When you find yourself staring at it for a week and exhibiting symptoms that would be considered stalking if it was a human.

 

[briarpipeboiler]

The fact that there is a "PIPE BABES" link cracks me up.
lulz
There are some hawts tho.

 

[juvat270]

...you own more than one Dr. Grabow.

 

[monstermash51]

"I'll take this one, and that one, oooh and that one looks nice, hey! this one too!.........."

 

[briarpipeboiler]

Speaking of PAD, I am gunning for 3 pipes that end today on EBay. I only have 3 tho (2 Bjarne, 1 Sav) so this will solidify my collection.
I did recently win 3 bowls (Bari, Sav, Owl Shop) but I'm not sure if I want to take the time to pick stems, take somewhere, shine up, etc. etc etc
Not going to give details as other here may be gunning for the same, but I plan on winning all 3.
Wish me luck!
Will update later...

 

[briarpipeboiler]

Boom baby!
Got all three. Go here for details >>> http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/ebay-ftw?replies=1#post-193335