You Know You Are a Confirmed Pipe Smoker When...

[voorhees]

when you scope out vacation spots with nice areas to sit and smoke in.

 

[crashthegrey]

When you and your wife have to drive somewhere together and you tell her we have to take her car, because she doesn't have a seat in yours. "Ahem... that's not your seat. That's my pipes and tobaccos seat."

So much this. It's a two seater and full of pipes, always.

 

[mahew]

When you no longer use your finger to point at things.

 

[gkr1]

When you've cases of mason jars in your garage!

 

[renfield]

When your wife is going to the store and asks if you need Mason jars.

 

[derekflint]

When you put your wife in a mason jar........

 

[npod]

When you get a new pipe and immediately start thinking about the next one you “need”. Oh wait, that’s PAD and that is a clinical disorder.
When you realize what Zen “feels” like. You then think about the experience often.

 

[homewaters]

When you know the mailman on a first name basis and you've memorized his exact weekly schedule...
When you can accurately guess the weight of an object between 25g and 45g just by the feel of it...

 

[Briar Baron]

You have a nightmare about someone breaking into your house and stealing your tobacco cellar

 

[jvnshr]

...when your friend buys a pipe shaped bubble making toy for your 2 year-old-son while visiting you.

 

[admiral]

WTF

 

[madox07]

When you go out it takes you longer to get ready than your wife does, as you have to gather all your gimmicks needed for smoking ..

 

[jazz]

When you refuse to go to the pub in winter because of the smoking ban.

 

[jazz]

When you are worried that any dental work will foul up your relationship with your favourite clenchers.

 

[londonmake]

...when you wonder if a large bowl or small bowl is needed for the day... or both!

 

[swb118]

When you frantically look around for your pipe and glasses, and suddenly realize they are in your mouth and on yr head.

 

[homewaters]

When 90+ % of your bookmarked websites are pipe and tobacco related...

 

[philairfoil]

When you look at this guy and say to yourself..."at least he has the good sense to smoke a pipe".

 

[mithrandir]

When you hike two miles to your favorite fishing spot and you throw out a empty hook so the fish want disturb your pipe smoking.

 

[sittingbear]

...when you dream about pipes at least once a week.