Nope, just a working stiff here. If I was, I would buy that $25k Panama Hat that Zack is buying.
That is nothing out of the ordinary in the pro photo world. The top of the line Hasselblad is 45k with no lens or car included.A $25,000 hat reminds me of a promotion Leica ran years ago. If you bought a certain $35,000 lens, they threw in a Volkswagen Beetle.
