Worst eBay Pipe Sale Description Ever

[Choatecav]

This Comoy (w/box) is up for bids until this evening :

Comoy's, The Guildhall, London Pipe in the Box | eBay

This is a nice smaller pipe that has been gently used.<br>

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I thought there was an E-bay thread but I couldnt find it .......

I have an exact duplicate of that pipe. It is a very nice smoker. Wish I had that box to go with it.

 

[Andre_T]

Title: Lacking format. Rule 9.

I had to share this with you all. Someone has clearly taken the recent option eBay offers to provide an AI listing description:

"This vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is a must-have for any collector or smoking enthusiast. Crafted from high-quality wood, this pipe boasts a unique design that is perfect for alcohol and smoking. The pipe features a billiard body shape and is made in the United Kingdom, adding to its authenticity and charm.
The Reject brand is well-known for producing top-quality smoking pipes, and this one is no exception. With its elegant design and superior quality, this pipe is sure to impress. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or just starting out, this vintage Reject London made half bent billiard estate smoking pipe is the perfect addition to your collection."

Sounds like something my Chief taught me in the Navy. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance. Baffle them with bullshit.

 

[greysmoke]

I once had a nice bent Dublin stamped “British Irregular.” I wish I’d kept it. That pipe would have been right at home with my “Irish Bents.”

 

[Elric]

I once bought a pipe off eBay labelled "CC pipe" with little other description. Now we all know what brand it was but the seller couldn't be bothered to do a search. I scored a nearly new Chacom Volute apple for under $40.