A crack at the French? You lucky sod!? Can I come up & join in the scrap? Hope you're all mustered up & fit for action that day Dan, can't let the side down there for that one. Remember the words of dear old Horatio.......England expects Everyman to do his duty!?@Richmond B. Funkenhouser @coming to_falling too Looks like I'll have some stiff competition - It'll be England v France again
Worlds Slowest Race
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@Richmond B. Funkenhouser Just going to down another clay - need to keep up my rigorous training regime!
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser Just chugged another clay pipe of Condor in 1 minute 5 seconds...
Are you 'speed smoking' every bowl now? Not telling you what to do but at nearly 20 quid a pouch I'd be concentrating on a slower pace & getting my money's worth Dan. Once in a blue moon is alright for a bit of a laugh & a fast bowl but not all the time mate. SLOWLY SLOWLY CATCHEY MONKEY!??
No not every bowl, I'd like to see how long I can make a clay pipe of baccy last as well; I agree it's normally better to take my time with it. I don't fast smoke at re-enactments
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser @The Amish Tyrant Just had another practice for the clay pipe smoking competition; all hail the clay king ? Halfdan.
Who do you think will win the clay pipe smoking championship???
Who do you think will win the clay pipe smoking championship???
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser @The Amish Tyrant @brian64 Just chugged a clay pipe in under 2 minutes; left very little ash
Need a drink to wash all that pipe smoke down
Got 5 bags of rubbish today and only need another 5 receipts for a £5 PayPal payment!
Got a free hot chocolate ? and cinnamon pastry from Tesco for my efforts!
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser @The Amish Tyrant @coming to_falling too @brian64 @Chasing Embers Just downed my clay pipe of baccy in 1 minute 25 seconds!
DO IT DAN!
You better be careful or you'll burn the skin off your hand with that clay. I bet that thing's hotter than a crack pipe.
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser @The Amish Tyrant Just downed my clay pipe of baccy in 1 minute 22 seconds!
Went to the Chesterfield Medieval market yesterday; tried on a knight's helmet and had a go at soldier's drill!
And here I've been smoking for ten minutes and just got the pipe lit good.
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser I'd like to see how long I can make a clay pipe of baccy last!
Best I've ever managed was 45 minutes but I did get 30min once (with relighting); this would disqualify me from any competition...
I thought you were entering a speed smoke off!?
It's way better tasting to smoke slowly though Dan. Sometimes I make a small pipe last over an hour.. The slower it burns the more flavor you can get out of it.
Don't stop training though.. Your country is counting on ya! So is the whole forum!
The clay king is trying to be a switch hitter and play both sides of the aisle.
Respect.
All hail the clay king.
I mentioned above that I would love to know what blend they use for their contest. I tried searching the web with no luck. Maybe one of our UK friend knows or could find out. If so, please share the info with us.
I participated and participated in the organization of several. Tobacco that is willing to sponsor the event is usually used. It is not as important or influences development as much.I mentioned above that I would love to know what blend they use for their contest. I tried searching the web with no luck. Maybe one of our UK friend knows or could find out. If so, please share the info with us.
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