Working Quotes that Have Helped You.

[Arkansas Paul]

"If you're planning to commit a crime, don't tell anyone, and, whatever you do, don't post about it online."

If only I could convince my clients of this. lol

My father had a lot of good quotes. None were likely original, but that's where I heard them.

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"

"If you lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas"

 

[mortonbriar]

The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed.

And as Yoda said, "Dildo, or dildo not...there is no KY."

 

[C.Bronson]

I use this one at work all the time,

"My name is Paul, and this is between y'all"
Pulp Fiction

 

[gamzultovah]

“Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.”
~ Ernest Hemingway

 

[Day2Day]

A Blue Jay don't sit on a Mockingbirds nest. The Mockingbird will whoop the Blue Jays ass every time... Sam "Hogman" Patin.

Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.... Theodore Roosevelt.