I thought maybe you fellows would get a kick out of this pipe I bought in Williamsburg, VA back in 1980. I had forgotten I had it until today. It rest over the mantle along with a 58 caliber Zouave and is made of clay with a tiny hole in the stem, about 1/16th inch an bowl diameter sort of oblong shaped at 5/8". I think I tried smoking it once but it was a chore. I suppose it was sold more for a keepsake than a smoker.