Wife Found My Stash

[hauntedmyst]

When my wife finds something I haven't told her about, I just go into jazz hands and don't move until she claps. By that time she's usually forgotten why she was angry.

 

[Rebub24]

At least she didn't say "Jesus" while promptly moving the bin outside

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I wish all of mine would fit into a bin. I have a spare room full. Whenever we get into an argument about something she wants to spend money on, and I try to put my foot down, she starts walking furiously back to that room... and I am like, "Honey, what are you doing? Come back here, let's talk."

Some women are worth it all. I couldn't love someone more, but sometimes...

 

[spartacus]

Ohh..Rich Dark Honeydew...one of my favourites and only five tins left. If you've not had it before, you're in for a treat.

I haven't had it yet. I'm looking forward to trying it!

 

[mso489]

This from an old hubby who married a little late for his generation, age thirty, lost his beloved, spent ten years as a widower, and married a woman I met in my teens as an undergrad: Build your wife into your life. Don't live compartmentalized. The poet and novelist Robert Penn Warren noted that you must often address your spouse by "indirection," to be sensitive, polite, and tactful, but that doesn't mean secretive. He just said the indirection part, and I added the rest. To the degree you can do that, it is all to the good.