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prndl

Lifer
Apr 30, 2014
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If we had some bacon, we could have some bacon and eggs.
If we had any eggs.

 

donjgiles

Lifer
Apr 14, 2018
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2,526
Perhaps my comment needs context...

The Grandmother's Song - Steve Martin
Be courteous, kind and forgiving

Be gentle and peaceful each day

Be warm and human and grateful

And have a good thing to say
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike

Be witty and happy and wise

Be honest and love all your neighbors

Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus

Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent

Criticize things you don't know about

Be oblong and have your knees removed
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive

Live in a swamp and be three dimensional

Put a live chicken in your underwear

Get all excited and go to a yawning festival
Be courteous, kind and forgiving

Be gentle and peaceful each day

Be warm and human and grateful

And have a good thing to say
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike

Be witty and happy and wise

Be honest and love all your neighbors

Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant

 

jpmcwjr

Lifer
May 12, 2015
26,264
30,363
Carmel Valley, CA
I just had to click the thread when I saw the title. Now I'm stuck in hear with you guys.

You just have to keep your ears open!
I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

 
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