why every pipe smoker must vote trump.

[thesilentmajority]

I will keep this short and simple.
FDA's new plans will almost destory the pipe tobacco hobby, mom and pop shops who blend their own brands, ( such as the country squire) will almost surely go out of bussiness, I'm not sure the pipe community understands just what the FDA plans to do. Their slogan of a "tobacco free future" is borderline treason.
Trump has stated quite a few times that he WILL get RID of the FDA, completely. besides saving the pipe tobacco hobby from these new laws set to destroy tobacco companies, think of all the lives that will be spared from dismantling one of the most corrupt, false, evil and dangerous agencies in the world. who just a few years ago said the HPV vaccine Gardisil was safe as hundreds of teen girls dropped dead on the spot from this deadly vaccine.
the point is that when trump is elected, dismantling the FDA means no regulations or laws against our hobby, and that any other stupid rules, regulations or laws on tobacco will become null and void.
and besides, No IRS means No taxes intern means cheaper tobacco, more money to spend on tobacco and both sides win. this is the most important election in american history. and i don't think anyone who smokes a pipe is insane enough to vote HITLERy.

 

[misterlowercase]

I'm gonna vote for Darby Crash.

 

[iamn8]

Oh no!! Politics?!?!

 

[mcitinner1]

Political Posts Not Allowed
6. We want to keep it friendly and fun around here. Political threads make it nearly impossible to maintain that type of atmosphere, so they are forbidden ... (unless they have to do with tobacco policies and legislation

 

[pipebeast]

Agreed. I'm running from other forms of social media to get away from politics.

 

[mso489]

Agree. No politics. There are plenty of venues for that discussion. Send your contributions to your favorites. Keep Forums pipe centered.

 

[mayfair70]

Hyperbole
Yeah think of all those safe drugs that big Pharm puts out now killing (and causing suicide) by the thousands. Getting rid of the FDA will make them gentle and loving drug pushers.
I think this is completely insane.
Congress has continued to decrease funding to the FDA and EPA for decades. WELL, I WANT CLEAN AIR, WATER AND FOOD.
Trump's racist ass can go fuck himself.
This is why we don't talk about politics.
:rofl:

 

[deathmetal]

Democracy always ends this way.
Only solution is armed revolution.
...and Royal Yacht of course.

 

[northernneil]

Trump has stated many things. He seems to be somewhat vague on how he will accomplish such statement's.
Trump is a cancer, not the answer.
Also,

Trump wants to bang his daughter

 

[puffy]

Someone please close this soon.

 

[deathmetal]

You know, this Five Brothers / Prince Albert mix might just benefit from some Bright Virginia...

 

[phil67]

why every pipe smoker must vote trump

No.1 I'd rather smoke a pipe bomb first.
No.2 Political Posts Not Allowed

 

[jefff]

It's not every day a man gets to sit and watch his civilization go down the drain.

 

[mayfair70]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_woJ7Rl2mI

 

[deathmetal]

It's not every day a man gets to sit and watch his civilization go down the drain.

And yet, that man is us.
And not just this election either!

 

[misterlowercase]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqIMtASyPlw
:
Oh yeah? Well I've got it all up here, see? Oh

yeah? Oh yeah? When they think they've got it all

out there, see? They can fuck off, cos they ain't

got me, they can't buy my dignity, Oh yeah? Oh

yeah? Let me tell you, I've got it all up here?
Tried to get me with a T.V. show, But I wouldn't

have none of it, no, no, no. Standards and values

on a black and white screen, Sarah Farah Fawcett

acting mean. She's got the lot, that's what they

want you to think, Read between the lines, you'll

see the missing link. She's just a fucking puppet

in their indoctrination plan, "Be like me

girls and become a real man," Live to the

full, always act flash, Don't use your brains when

your body makes the splash.
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well I've got it all up here,

see? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? When they think they've got

it all out there, see? They can fuck off, cos they

ain't got me, they can't buy my dignity, Oh yeah?

Oh yeah? Let me tell you, I've got it all up here?
Tried to get me in the supermarket store, Bought

what I wanted, they they said "buy

more." Mountains of crap that nobody really

needs, Gaily coloured wrappers to suit assorted

greeds. They've got the lot, that's what they want

you to think, Read between the lines, you'll see

the missing link. Buy this product, pay for the

crap, Quarter for the product, three quarters for

the wrap. Be a happy family, like the people on

the pack, Pay up to the profit, and you'll never

look back.
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well I've got it all up here,

see? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? When they think they've got

it all out there, see? They can fuck off, cos they

ain't got me, they can't buy my dignity, Oh yeah?

Oh yeah? Let me tell you, I've got it all up here?
Tried to get me with their learning and their

books, Deep understanding and intelligent looks,

All of the time, they never saw me, They were just

looking for what they wanted to see. They've got

the lot, that's what they want you to think, Read

between the lines, you'll see the missing link.

Books are easy backs for what they want to do to

you, Bind you up in slavery for the privileged

few, They'll prove their lies with history, say

"that's the way it always was, Accept the

shit and slavery, be one of us."
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well I've got it all up here,

see? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? When they think they've got

it all out there, see? They can fuck off, cos they

ain't got me, they can't buy my dignity, Oh yeah?

Oh yeah? Let me tell you, I've got it all up here?
Tried to get me with religion and with christ,

Said I'd get to heaven if I acted real nice, But

they were just preparing a crucifix for me, A life

of guilt, of sin, of pain, of holy misery. They've

got the lot, that's what they want you to think,

Read between the lines, you'll see the missing

link. The bible's just a blue print for their

morality scene, Just another load of shit on how

it's never been. They stand there in the pulpit,

doling out their lies, Offering forgiveness, then

they talk of eyes for eyes.
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well I've got it all up here,

see? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? When they think they've got

it all out there, see? They can fuck off, cos they

ain't got me, they can't buy my dignity, Oh yeah?

Oh yeah? Let me tell you, I've got it all up here?
Tried to get me, but I won't be got, Say I'm a

misfit but I say I'm not, I never set out to

profit from another, Those smarmy bastards would

steal from their mother. They've got the lot,

that's what they want you to think, Read between

the lines, you'll see the missing link. They

plundered and slaughtered in the name of truth,

Acceptance of normality is what they want from you

as proof, They think they've got the answers, but

there's something that they miss, Their cup which

overfloweth, is JUST FULL UP OF PISS.
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well I've got it all up here,

see? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? When they think they've got

it all out there, see? They can fuck off, cos they

ain't got me, they can't buy my dignity, Oh yeah?

Oh yeah? Let me tell you, I've got it all up here,

see?

 

[instymp]

Death +1

 

[jackswilling]

With the genius "thinking" as exhibited in this thread, there will be plenty of irony when tobacco is fully banned.

 

[instymp]

jackswilling 1

 

[mayfair70]

They tried alcohol prohibition and it didn't work. If they ban tobacco here...
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.