Why Can't They Make Really Cool Toys Like This Anymore?

[cosmicfolklore]

Sorry

 

[misterlowercase]

no no no
...it's just one of those inevitable things,

I actually enjoy all the tangential crosswires!
I shouldn't have said anything,

the derail meme was supposed to be funny.

 

[huntertrw]

So Mr. MacPooch favors Machine Oil Mixture in his pipe?

 

[misterlowercase]

I wonder what tobacco Mr. MacPooch favors in his pipe?
Machine Oil Mixture?

LOL

:P

 

[phil67]

^^^ Looks like that might possibly have the consistency of Molto Dolce. It cracks, pops and bubbles while lighting it. OK... NOW we have completely and officially derailed the thread. As you said: 'it's just one of those inevitable things'. :wink:

 

[mso489]

Nifty mechanical bear toy. I venture to say that this toy did not convince one child in its adult years to smoke a pipe, one way or the other. Sometimes a mechanical smoking bear is just that.
As for Googling, you always have to be aware, erotica can be found anywhere. The old joke, a dirty mind is a perpetual feast.

 

[huntertrw]

I believe it's a dog.

 

[misterlowercase]

 

[stvalentine]

Hahahahahaa, this is the most hilarious thread I have seen here in a while! A little non-PC from time to time is good for this forum.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[thebrokenone]

Mr. MacPooch was a nice looking toy. It's a much better alternative to a Ken doll being forced upon a young man.

 

[phil67]

Mr. MacPooch was a nice looking toy. It's a much better alternative to a Ken doll being forced upon a young man.

Yikes! Care to share that unfortunate experience with the rest of us? :wink:

 

[metalheadycigarguy]

WARNING: DO NOT PERFORM A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR "PIPE SMOKING BEAR". You've been warned.

There is also a pipe and cigar smoking "Bear" community on YT. I recommend you avoid at all costs. As ChasingEmbers said, there some things you can't un-see.

 

[thebrokenone]

Phil, I cannot, due to the patient privacy agreement. :P :lol:
On a serious note, I was referring to social standards.

 

[misterlowercase]

The Greeks had Zeus and all the other demigods of Olympus,

our hypermodern mythology has cool stuff like Nyan Cat with endless variations,

as well as many other worthy deities...
...our world is better,

yes?

 

[misterlowercase]

A good companion for Mr. MacPooch?
Here we have McGregor,

why isn't he a Mr. too?
Kinda spooky lookin' with his eyes closed.
Both these smokin' toys run with the Scotsman theme,

wassup widdat?

 

[mayfair70]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

 

[jpmcwjr]

That last one is wrong in so many ways!

 

[mayfair70]

jpmcwjr - I'm crying it made me laugh so hard. It should not exist! Is baby shaving a thing in Asia??