The client said to Nero Wolfe, "I understand you're the greatest detective in the world"
Wolfe replied, "I doubt it. The greatest detective in the world is probably some untutored tribesman in New Guinea."
Putting aside that there are lots of different criteria (makes a flawlessly smoking pipe with nothing that reduces its functionality? can make a perfect miniature hand carved briar copy of Rodin's The Thinker with a big hole drilled in the top of its head and a stem sticking out of its, um, navel?) and that most of them are subjective, every third pipe smoker today is also a pipe maker, and somewhere out there is one who is one in a million gifted and additionally, since he doesn't have to concern himself with commerce, lavishes an absurd amount of time and attention on every aspect of his work.
That guy is the greatest living pipemaker.
Wolfe replied, "I doubt it. The greatest detective in the world is probably some untutored tribesman in New Guinea."
Putting aside that there are lots of different criteria (makes a flawlessly smoking pipe with nothing that reduces its functionality? can make a perfect miniature hand carved briar copy of Rodin's The Thinker with a big hole drilled in the top of its head and a stem sticking out of its, um, navel?) and that most of them are subjective, every third pipe smoker today is also a pipe maker, and somewhere out there is one who is one in a million gifted and additionally, since he doesn't have to concern himself with commerce, lavishes an absurd amount of time and attention on every aspect of his work.
That guy is the greatest living pipemaker.