Whiz Or Not To Whiz ?

[condorlover1]

I have never given much thought to 'taking a slash' as we say back in the old country. With retrospect I am always amused by the various terms used to describe the function. Such as 'Shaking the hand of the wife's best friend' , 'Pointing Percy at the porcelain' , 'Syphoning the python' or 'Milking the maggot' are a few that spring to mind. I have always and for some inexplicable reason been more amused by breaking wind!

 

[LotusEater]

If it’s a choice between pissing my pants or pissing off my neighbors-there is no choice.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

I try to be discreet and find bare earth, but when you got to go you got to go. I imagine the gals are just jealous they can’t pull it off quite so conveniently. Have employed a dedicated Nalgene bottle from time to time if spending long periods in the car in non-permissive environments; however, standing affords the opportunity to give a proper shake which is key.

Out in South Dakota the weekend before Thanksgiving my wife told me and the dog to keep moving while she ducked behind a hay bale - she was pretty fast! Never been so proud!

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

I try to be discreet and find bare earth, but when you got to go you got to go. I imagine the gals are just jealous they can’t pull it off quite so conveniently. Have employed a dedicated Nalgene bottle from time to time if spending long periods in the car in non-permissive environments; however, standing affords the opportunity to give a proper shake which is key.

 

[mawnansmiff]

"...for some inexplicable reason been more amused by breaking wind!"

That's a uniquely British thing, I'm just the same.

Regards,

Jay.

 

[beargreasediet]

Like I said, jealous. From what I’ve heard, the only ones who like those things wear comfortable shoes and like to use the men’s room.

 

[markus]

I take an empty Gatorade bottle with me to the deer stand, I have found it quite useful in recent years!

 

[hauntedmyst]

I take an empty Gatorade bottle with me to the deer stand, I have found it quite useful in recent years!

Why wouldn't you just pee off the deer stand? Peeing outdoors is a glorious part of going hunting, especially for us city folk who rarely get the opportunity.

 

[markus]

Why wouldn't you just pee off the deer stand? Peeing outdoors is a glorious part of going hunting, especially for us city folk who rarely get the opportunity.

It would scare away the deer, while I don't know that human pee smells like a predator to them, I don't think it smells normal to them. It may not scare away the younger deer, due to they can be quite inquisitive, but it will definitely scare away a mature buck, they can be very cautious and wary of anything out of the norm. They don't get to be big and mature, by being stupid.

 

[Chasing Embers]

It would scare away the deer

Yep. Keeps them out if my property and away from my flower bulbs and fruit trees.

 

[Aomalley27]

You don’t want to know what I do for number 2 while driving. Let’s just say it keeps tailgaters AWAY?
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