Whiz US slang for eliminating urine from the bladder, in this instance a male. This question is focused on Urgency. The decision for me must be made quickly due to old age and frequency caused by one of fist full of pills needed. Lack of a public facility in my rural area requires me to jump out of my vehicle along the side of the roadway to take a much needed pee,. I aimefor the weeds in good weather and wright my name in the snow. My wife warned me that someone could be offended some day. She was right as usual because an elderly lady beeped her car horn and waved. I am not advocating this as a cover up for those prone to flashing, wand waving,weeney wagging or advertising. Am I alone with this physical problem?
Whiz Or Not To Whiz ?
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John is really not going to like this one. 
I thought this was going to be about another topic?
Before we started having kids, I spent about 15+ years as a professional(ish) musician. Recording. Traveling. Writing. Producing. Merch. Etc.
We had a manager, were on the road a good bit, & enjoyed some regional success in the southeast. (Btw… “regional success” is musician speak for “we never made it.” ? Got close, though.)
While we traveled quite a lot, our level of success never reached the tour bus & air fare tier. So I’ve had the great misfortune of going potty in nearly every gas station bathroom from Kentucky to Texas.
When we were on some long stretches of highway with no pit stops, it was not at all uncommon for us to just pull over on the side of the interstate, strategically position ourselves between the van & the trailer, water down, & keep moving. Stage fright notwithstanding, of course.
We had a manager, were on the road a good bit, & enjoyed some regional success in the southeast. (Btw… “regional success” is musician speak for “we never made it.” ? Got close, though.)
While we traveled quite a lot, our level of success never reached the tour bus & air fare tier. So I’ve had the great misfortune of going potty in nearly every gas station bathroom from Kentucky to Texas.
When we were on some long stretches of highway with no pit stops, it was not at all uncommon for us to just pull over on the side of the interstate, strategically position ourselves between the van & the trailer, water down, & keep moving. Stage fright notwithstanding, of course.
Before I retired I had a job where I drove many miles in rural areas. The company (a utility) I worked for had a supply of thick zip-lock type bags with a chemical/powder inside. It was easy to pull over and urinate in one of these bags from the drivers seat and the urine would gel quickly. Zip the bag closed and throw it out at the next trash can. Better than a coffee can.
I know you said "trash can" but we all know you meant "that son of a bitch that just cut me off" ammi right?
If they have never seen one, they won’t know what it is. If they have seen one, they will understand. That said, people today get offended if you look at them wrong. When I got to go, I go.
Breaking News…everyone has to wiz everyday. Not limited by gender, race or sexual orientation.
Breaking News…everyone has to wiz everyday. Not limited by gender, race or sexual orientation.
Now it makes sense . . .
When we used to go skiing some of the ride were long. We whipped out out our empty plastic containers and had ad it We would threaten the girls with them till a teacher told us to stop the crap which we did.
Frequency and urgency of urination can be a symptom or just nature. I think truckers keep a plastic jug aboard for the purpose. Boaters just find relief over the rail. Every three or four hours is probably okay, once or twice during the night. But if it gets to be a problem, speak with your primary care doc.
I thought this thread was going to be about Philly cheese steaks.
Is it weird that I'm both disappointed and relieved?
Is it weird that I'm both disappointed and relieved?
Relieved has definitely been the operative word!
"Whiz US slang for eliminating urine from the bladder....."
Eliminating? I've never heard it expressed (pun intended) as such before, come here and learn something new every day
By the way, among my morning tranche of meds I take something called Furosemide, commonly called 'water tablets' and blimey, I could pee for England for the first few hours of the day!
Regards,
Jay.
Eliminating? I've never heard it expressed (pun intended) as such before, come here and learn something new every day
By the way, among my morning tranche of meds I take something called Furosemide, commonly called 'water tablets' and blimey, I could pee for England for the first few hours of the day!
Regards,
Jay.
I try to be discreet and find bare earth, but when you got to go you got to go. I imagine the gals are just jealous they can’t pull it off quite so conveniently. Have employed a dedicated Nalgene bottle from time to time if spending long periods in the car in non-permissive environments; however, standing affords the opportunity to give a proper shake which is key.
A thread of pee stories? Haha what a way to start the morning!
If this thread gets locked, urine big trouble @Pipeoff
John is really not going to like this one.
If this thread gets locked, urine big trouble @Pipeoff
