Where Have all the Pirates Gone?

[brian64]

So, she let Jack off...

I guess you can call divorcing a 300 year old Hatian pirate a:
Haitian Divorce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWYchJI0Cv8

I can't unsee what mine eyes have seen

Anthony's drunken narrative was bad enough...we definitely didn't need pics.

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

You know it's about to get lively when we start posting photos of half naked pirates on a bicycle :rofl:

 

[timelord]

Oh holy shit....I can't unsee what mine eyes have seen...where's that bottle of fluid?!

I'll second that

 

[trouttimes]

Wow! I would say that pirate has been eating and drinking well. Maybe time the pirates got back to sea on short rations. Might need a bigger boat!

 

[mikethompson]

Ahhh here they all are! (Well most of them anyway)

 

[brian64]

Well most of them anyway

Rumor has it the captain has gone straight and gone ashore for good...living under an assumed name and studying to get his Cosmetology licence (or something like that).

 

[recluse]

 

[mahew]

This tread should include a warning label. My wife stopped me from gouging out my eyes with a Czech tool, just in the nick of time.

 

[mikethompson]

I always feel like there is some lurker just learning the ropes of pipe smoking, and just before they create their own screen name they click on a thread like this and, well,

 

[brian64]

^ lol...yeah no doubt there must be some out there who react that way when confronted with some of these threads.

 

[jaytex1969]

Well, the first week of March is often the coldest in these parts and, as we're not an ice cutter, it's a good time to lay low.

Also a good time to break in the new recruits...

Maybe get some repairs done.

If all goes well, there's time for some R&R...

And, before you know it, we'll be back under way!

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

^^^ :rofl:

 

[mikethompson]

Nice to have you guys back!

 

[agnosticpipe]

I guess that there actually is a Pirate shortage going on. The British University Pirate Sabbatical Association has been trying to recruit more young folks to give Pirating a try!

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Lol, Orley! I love how it asks, "beard colour." :rofl:

 

[brian64]

Thanks for the tip Orley...I've been looking for a way to bulk out my UCAS personal statement.

 

[trouttimes]

I just realized all the pirates just became politicians! Sorry, doing taxes today.

 

[seldom]

I just realized all the pirates just became politicians! Sorry, doing taxes today.

Do everyone a favor and walk off the damn blank.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I just realized all the pirates just became politicians!

Nah, taxation was from royalty. How in the hell did I overlook this thread?

 

[Chasing Embers]

studying to get his Cosmetology licence

Not yet. I've been visiting barbering schools and seeing which one is the best fit.