You must find your own path, the journey will be long and arduous. You must first make your way to the subterranean rooms of 30 Duke St, St James, London. There you must choose the one pipe of Alfred Dunhill from thousands of pipes. IF you choose correctly you will be allowed to smoke from the pipe of Sir Walter Raleigh, if you are pure of heart and your smoke is dry and no dottle is left behind you will be given instructions to begin your journey. If you fail to choose the one pipe or moisten the pipe of SWR you will beaten severely on and about the head and body with one of Rich Essermans pipes. This is all I can tell you though, I may have said to much already. I must go now, I'm being watched.
Godspeed