Hi ya'll, OMG I'm so flattered you gents thought of me
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LMFAO about Unc A holidaying in Oz .... sorry to burst your fantasy bubbles boys, but I DO NOT DO FACIAL hair
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I'm fine, haven't picked up a pipe in weeks, maybe months, though ... too busy puffing my stupid head off on cigarillos - the more I self-talk myself into having to stop, the more I become consumed with always having one lit, damn it.
The reason I haven't been around is that I ended up buying 3 x Chihuahua puppies in a week and, as some astute man said, they're taking up my every waking moment running around with tissues & "Piss Off" enzyme miracle unrine destroyer in hand, hanging out at pet stores & spending $100's online buying toys, puppy beds and, most of all researching what's best for the week tykes i.e. 100% raw food diet and such.
So, g'day from Downunder and in the words of Arnie - "I'll be back ...." - it was him who said that wasn't it? My all time fave folk singer, a chap called Eric Bogle (incredible music) always said Arnie is like a condom full of walnuts.