What's Your "Most Masculine" Smoke?

[cobguy]

All good suggestions, but I must add this ...
If you're not smoking it from a cob it's just not manly! :nana:

 

[lostandfound]

Sorry guys, but apparently you're all besieged by femininity, at least by Jud and BigVan's standards. Which, is obviously what this thread was all about. :roll:

 

[bigvan]

Don't put words in my mouth, kid. I never said anything of the kind.

 

[misterlowercase]

Misterlowercase, you are quite right; Warrior wins. But did you see me about to score a try for Dundalk Academicals?? It was a few years back, but still fresh in the mind!!

LOL How about singin' us some of the Academicals rugby song?

After reading your talk of rugger songs, I went and had a look and laff'd my ass off at how funny and inventive many of them are, but due to their "profane" nature, I'd be afraid to post a youtube of one, for fear of offending the more sensitive among us, those with delicate sensibilities! LOL

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Now, the whole thang about "manly" tobacco ain't nuthin' about perceived notions of what other people think, it's about the enjoyment of strong tobacco. Too much sissy leaf floatin' round out there, mild yuck!
I want to smoke a stout Latakia called HellHammer!
I want to smoke a rough burley called Rat Bastard!
I want to smoke a mean stoved Virginia called Full Fathom Fury!
:nana:

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I guess my most masculine blend I'm smoking is actually a mixture of any dark blends I've been smoking be they aromatic or not, with any blends containing latakia. I've labeled it The Black Dragons Rage. Sounds masculine anyway. lol

 

[flakyjakey]

Ok MLC, a bit off-thread, but I'll give you one more verse of the least offensive song "If I were the marrying kind" -
"If I were the marrying kind,
which thank the lord I'm not, Sir.
The kind of man that I would wed would be.....
A big prop forward!
oooooH!
I'd pack in hard,
He'd pack in hard,
We'd pack in hard together.
We'd be alright in the middle of the night.
Packing in hard together!"
OK THAT'S ENOUGH!! - LAWRENCE

 

[brian64]

I’d have to say Billy Budd.
But if there was a Mandelbaum blend, it’d definitely be the one.
MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88M9-rBXubA

 

[lostandfound]

Well, then what was the point of your post, BV? You effectively said that simply by asking this question, I'm not "being" a man, and am attempting to do so by asking others to suggest tobaccos that are considered "manly", so that I can smoke them to be more masculine. Pffff.
Brother, IDGAF if you're smoking Old Ironsides or one of G&H's "flowery" blends- smoking either one would have no affect whatsoever on whether or not I think you're a "man", or "masculine".
Obviously I'm a little butt-hurt by what you said, child. (Hey! I'm not a child, I'm a grown-ass man!) (Only if you smoke the tobaccos listed in this thread, though)... So am I, and it was disrespectful of you to insinuate that due to my youth, I am not. I'm just trying to understand how you read so far deeply into such a simple question... Man.
Mods, if I'm getting out of line here, let me know.

 

[05venturer]

To everyone who tried to turn it into some sort of philosophical debate over the meaning and importance of real or perceived masculinity...

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE GOTTA BE LIKE THAT, THIS WAS A FUN THREAD UNTIL SOMEONE TRIED DERAILING THE TRAIN.

 

[bigvan]

I thought it was a silly question so I responded in (what I considered) an equally silly manner. Some got my point, others didn't.
Rest assured I didn't intend to question your masculinity, only your maturity (in what I thought was a humorous way). And I certainly didn't intend anyone to become "butt hurt" (whatever that means).

 

[bigvan]

On second thought, I realize that my attempt at humor was at lostandfound's expense. And that's not cool. Sorry about that.

 

[lostandfound]

I appreciate the clarification brother. It's understandable that you would question my maturity, though. I do it myself on a regular basis. But yes, you're right. I did miss your point. It seemed like you were being antagonistic.
You're a PM veteran BigVan, and you have had my respect since day one.
Edit: You posted as I was typing bro. Thank you.

 

[evo03]

Samuel Gawith Brown #4

 

[fishingandpipes]

Oh man, I love this Battle Ax ad:

I've never even heard of the stuff and assume it no longer exists. It reminds me of the spirit of the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials, a la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ15vCGuvH0
Or maybe the one second Miller commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f83AYIJiQUw

 

[andrew]

Probably Billy Budd, my back has gotten pretty hairy since smoking it, and my shoulders, man, I'm looking like a gorilla.

 

[philobeddoe]

Whichever tobacco is in my pipe at the time!

 

[escioe]

you can be smoking a vanilla aromatic ... while you're standing on the keel of a ship at sea and generate that male macho image.

I'm trying to figure out how you'd keep a pipe lit while upsidedown and underwater ...

 

[cigrmaster]

If this offends anyone I would like to apologize in advance, I took an extra pain pill tonight and have a little buzz going. My most manly smoke is when I am sitting naked in front of the tv I take my rope of SG XX Black Twist and wrap it around my private parts, cutting off a nice sized piece of the tobacco and smoke that chunk stuffed into a group 4 apple and fire it up while watching a football game. Doesn't get more many than that to me. :crazy:

 

[flakyjakey]

Harris, Ha Ha! But a man of your manly dimensions needs a thicker rope! Might I suggest Black XXX? I find it serves me quite well, but only in the cold!!

 

[scrapyardape]

Harris wins. No more need be said. Nothing more to see here. Move along.