My favorite clencher is probably the one in my avatar pic. A straight, blasted Bruce Weaver billiard with an acrylic stem. Light as a feather.
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Amen, I've never been able to get into clenching, for me it's for when pipe smoking is no longer a hobby and a habit. If I don't have the time to hold a pipe, I don't have the time to smoke. Plus I find it's gross, you get smoke up your nostrils while you're breathing, drools dripping out of your mouth, and it just can't be good for your teeth. It's the same with me for cigars, I can't have a cigar stuck in my mouth, when you're breathing air it's just nasty getting all of that second hand smoke from the burning, that's the nastiest smoke I find, it's very acrid and burns your eyes, very much like cigarette smoke.I used to clench long, long ago but it is not good for the pipe and marks it all up as well as promoting TMJ, so for years, I don't clench at all, and rather prefer holding the pipe with one hand as I only smoke when I can devote my full attention to it anyway! Smoking is supposed to be a relaxing event, rather harder to do when your teeth are clenched.