The more I look at it, the more it really does look like someone threw a bunch of fried eggs at the window. I'm kicking myself now for making this post instead of writing a Trustworthy Tobacco Review about it.Its those 'interesting' glass panels that were popular for a time, I would assume hand blown, but someone else will know better...
I like the nipple and egg theory though too, don't go ruling them out!
Ok, nevermind. I like the nippled glass explanation better.
Oh, how weird!
nope people put frilly skirt on the legs of tables and pianos to protect them not to hide the legs. But interestingly the Americans said the Brits did that and the Brits said the Americans did. Basically both said the others where a bunch of prudes who couldn't handle the titillation of a table leg.mortonbriar has it. I've seen those decorative glass panes in 19th Century buildings, maybe some earlier. They were probably subliminal erotica nipples. The 19th Century is when people put frilly skirts on the legs of pianos so as to not show the piano legs. Which gave rise to the wry remark, a dirty mind is a perpetual feast.
Well at the time it was not decorative so much as just the flattest way they could make preindustrial glass...Kind of funny that something considered decorative doesn't really seem all that decorative. My guess is it's most likely aliens that have taken the form of nipples peering through the window.
I had no idea. That's actually fascinating..Obviously not the case with crown glass, but the reason why plate glass appears distorted in very old buildings, is because glass is a liquid, an extremely viscous and brittle liquid, but a liquid nonetheless.
Over the course of centuries it runs down, so the bottom of the pane is thicker than the top.