What To Spend $2.74 On?

[mikethompson]

AliExpress is a funny place.

Browsing there this morning these items were selected for me on the homepage. I'm torn because I could use a good mouth plug, but also a leash for my pet chicken. Your assistance and insights are appreciated.

 

[Hupp]

I know a lot of people that need a good mouth plug, so that gets my vote.

 

[seanv]

That mouth plug would be a great addition to anyone's fun room

 

[scloyd]

Does the mouth plug come in black? If so, definitely the mouth plug. Black just adds a little more class.

 

[mikethompson]

I am leaning towards the plug as well, but how am I supposed to walk my chicken?

 

[scloyd]

The chicken leash looks tight, you don't want to choke your chicken...you may go blind.

 

[yanoJL]

I've seen that picture on the left in a post before. I'm pretty sure the title of the thread was "My Softy Bit Is Stuck, Pls Help".

 

[mikethompson]

...you may go blind

Just 'may' though, right?

 

[PA Piper Mike]

Soooo, it looks like the consensus here is either the mouth plug or cock holster.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

Soooo, it looks like the consensus here is either the mouth plug or cock holster.

They aren’t the same thing?

 

[PA Piper Mike]

They aren’t the same thing?

Not really...1 holds, the other inserts.

 

[AcesAndEights]

Secret Santa shopping early I see. Som Besths.

 

[King Bulldog]

Aliexpress is a place to find all sorts of things that somehow end up in anal cavities.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Her world will be shattered when in a few months everything she thought about Mother Nature and the use of a diagram becomes an “oops” moment.

 

[simong]

Nothing there of interest to me.
$2.74 in beer sounds like a better idea.

 

[LeafErikson]

Not sure what that thing on the left is but it looks like a fun one for parents’ night in. Sign me up for one of those for 2.74!

 

[Ahi Ka]

Nothing there of interest to me.
$2.74 in beer sounds like a better idea.

That’d be almost a third of a pint here…

 

[simong]

That’d be almost a third of a pint here…

Don’t you boys do tinnies anymore? In these hard times one has to economise, adapt & survive. Couple of cans from the shop, brown paper bag, park bench, job done!

 

[Ahi Ka]

A tinnie here is something else…but as for a can, I saw singles of speckled hen on sale for $5 yesterday.

 

[Andre_T]

AliExpress is a funny place.

Browsing there this morning these items were selected for me on the homepage. I'm torn because I could use a good mouth plug, but also a leash for my pet chicken. Your assistance and insights are appreciated.

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I think you should take your cock out for a walk. Chickens deserve to have the ability to walk around. However if not fenced in a leash is a good idea.