spartanfan, I did listen to that show and felt some relief of my remorse for having purchased/won a The Pipe on the auction site.
These pipes do have nice draw and lines. That they're not 'organic' turns a lot of us off, but they can deliver a very nice smoke if you know what you're doing, and they don't impart flavor, thus giving you an unadulterated 'look' at your particular blend.
They're tough as nails and make nice travel pipes. If you need a hammer, they'll do in a pinch.
These are as versatile and practical as is your imagination.