Quando omni flunkus moritati....when all else fails play dead
If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
Duct tape; the handyman's secret weapon.
Be polite, be courteous, but have a plan to kill everyone... something i learned in the police academy a long long time ago and has served me well over my career.
Will have to paraphrase and guess at the author's spelling, but this is the Western writer Louis L'Amour, roughly:
There will come a time when you believe all is lost. That will be the beginning.
"if you can do nothing right then do nothing and be right all the time."
Remember this: When the Doctor slaps your ass to make you take your first breath, he has set you on the path to death. So live without fear.
"Who Dares Wins"
alternatively
"Never Say Die"
alternatively
"My formula for happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal."
alternatively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lq30gSOjJ8
Hold Fast ~ Old nautical saying. Pretty self explanatory.
Still me 'til they kill me ~ Tupac Shakur. No matter how much shit you go through, no matter how bad people dump on you, stay true to yourself. Even if you may be killed for it.
“Your actions speak so loud, I can’t hear what you are saying.”
Not sure where it came from originally, but an old Maintenance Foreman used to say it and it has always stuck with me.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance."
...and a bunch more from HST.