What Is With Petersons Using P-Lips For All Their New Releases?

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That might be construed by some as mildly racist. Do Petersons come with whiskey so you can get a good buzz going on the way down to the pub?

See, us Jews know better than to design pipes. Who wants to smoke something that literally kvetches at you while you're trying to get the charring light?

Petersons with p-lips are too much work so you can’t smoke them on the sabbath. Get a fishtail! I still like Petersons, I’m Irish, and I protect my home with a carbon fiber shillelagh! Time marches on.