What Is the One Thing That You Haven't Had in a Very Long Time?

[deathmetal]

A threesome is with a sheep and a goat, right?

 

[hobie1dog]

A threesome

A lot of possibilities with that answer, but let's not hear the details.....as my friend says, " the fantasy is always better than the real thing"

 

[indianafrank]

For those who remember, I'd say pablum!

 

[sablebrush52]

A lot of possibilities with that answer, but let's not hear the details.....as my friend says, " the fantasy is always better than the real thing"

Not always.
But best done when young, flexible, and tireless. The extra benefit is how much it annoys the neighbors.

 

[Chasing Embers]

:roll:

 

[sablebrush52]

:roll:

Don't forget about the gerbils.

 

[deathmetal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3qj-R5oWYU

 

[phantomwolf]

I'm trying to think of something funny, but in reality, my answers are all kind of sad, if not a little motivating. Monday I need to get a job, join a gym, start a band, get a new tattoo, take a road trip, eat a vegetable, and bang two chicks.
@DeathMetal

DayGlo Abortions cheered me up a bit.

 

[mawnansmiff]

Sex (with someone else).
Regards,
Jay.

 

[hobie1dog]

Monday I need to get a job, join a gym, start a band, get a new tattoo, take a road trip, eat a vegetable, and bang two chicks.

If you do good enough of a job with the two chicks, you can skip wasting your money on the gym membership.

 

[phantomwolf]

If you do good enough of a job with the two chicks, you can skip wasting your money on the gym membership.

Haha The trick is letting them do the work.

 

[elbert]

Funny story. My ol' Jeep took a crap out near Yellowstone back in November. Transfer case blew apart in the mountains, so we rented a vehicle to get home, and left the Jeep. I've been "car-free" ever since, which I find somewhat liberating--but the most damnable part of it all, is that I still own a canoe. Haven't had her out since last fall. :crying:
I like my bikes--but I love that damned canoe. Someday!

 

[wyfbane]

A day without back pain.
I am far more practical than whimsical.

 

[hobie1dog]

that I still own a canoe.

When I see a canoe.,,,I think back pain...lol

 

[jorchamp]

A good meatball hero. -my mother use to make.

 

[mcitinner1]

I can't say it here...

 

[deathmetal]

A functional civilization? LOL

 

[tbradsim1]

! :crying: :rofl:

 

[wasnsfisher]

Sex with a 25 year old. Wife is now 48.