My daughter figured out that I was Santa after a few years of me insisting that Santa likes whiskey and cigars more than milk and cookies. I sense a similar spirit in your post lmao.
What is Santa Smoking Tonight?
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Sprinkled a little frosty mint in with some 1998 Christmas Cheer for a chilling twist on an old classic!
I agree with the orientals...however doesn’t our present day Santa come from some strong Dutch roots? I’m putting my money on semois
that explains a few of the headscratchers he's bought be over the years. Including why no matter how many times I've asked for a full humidor you've never delivered that. Oh and by the way no kid wants socks, maybe slow down on the whiskey until after finishing your rounds. Oh and one last thing buying kids you are not related to underwear is weird, it's never not weird (unless they just crapped their pants, that's the one not weird time).
When you're downwind of eight reindeer asses for an entire night I would guess crack would be the last thing on your mind. ))?
Whatever it is, he's smoking it in a churchwarden. Gotta keep the ember clear of that big beard. Needs a windscreen too; those reindeer can sure haul ass.
it's actually not really a stimulant or depressant if anything it's more of an equalizer. It really can do either depending on several factors including rate of ingestion and ones current state. It's actually a pretty weird drug that exhibits traits of both sides of that particular coin.
Only ever effected me as stimulant. Could never imagine tobacco not waking me up like caffeine.
I don't know when I met him at the Elk club he smelled like one of those bargain brand cigarettes that remind me of nursing homes.
You guys are all wrong.
After a safe but hectic trip lasting for 36 earth hours, Santa landed his sleigh at the geographic North Pole - not in North Pole, Alaska, which is approximately 1800 miles south of the North Pole. WhenI Santa climbed out of the sleigh, Mrs. Claus had a mug of Hot Buttered Rum and my churchwarden filled with HU Winter Time that she had specially ordered back in June 2020.
After a safe but hectic trip lasting for 36 earth hours, Santa landed his sleigh at the geographic North Pole - not in North Pole, Alaska, which is approximately 1800 miles south of the North Pole. When